Friday, January 25, 2008
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Local music for local people
This past Saturday I was invited to go see Belgian artist Daan and his band. Though I never quite understood anything he sang or said, it was nonetheless an excellent performance.
He sang in German, English, French, Flemish and Clingon. Though I'm guessing the last one.
Hard to describe; a mixture of Johnny Cash, Alison Goldfrapp and me singing in the shower.
This tune was the highlight of the night:
He sang in German, English, French, Flemish and Clingon. Though I'm guessing the last one.
Hard to describe; a mixture of Johnny Cash, Alison Goldfrapp and me singing in the shower.
This tune was the highlight of the night:
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Bits and pieces
Writing this one on the fly, so short sentences and quick thoughts are the order of the day.
Firstly, you should know that I'm feeling somewhat rebellious of late. I'm wearing the L headphone from my iPod in my R ear. And you know what, I don't care.
Christmas markets are being built in and around Antwerp now. So very exciting and cool...
Expect more soon.
Heard some music from this dude / band, which is quite profound. A wee twenty-something with some even more profound lyrics. He sings something like "You are not your job, you are not the clothes you wear. You are the words you speak." Hmmm...
Anyhow, some other music from him / them:
Also, have signed up to Facebook.... an experiment in spamming friends. Vague irritation from the people you love. I'll keep you posted.
Firstly, you should know that I'm feeling somewhat rebellious of late. I'm wearing the L headphone from my iPod in my R ear. And you know what, I don't care.
Christmas markets are being built in and around Antwerp now. So very exciting and cool...
Expect more soon.
Heard some music from this dude / band, which is quite profound. A wee twenty-something with some even more profound lyrics. He sings something like "You are not your job, you are not the clothes you wear. You are the words you speak." Hmmm...
Anyhow, some other music from him / them:
Also, have signed up to Facebook.... an experiment in spamming friends. Vague irritation from the people you love. I'll keep you posted.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
The Sirolux Conspiracy
What started out rather pleasantly has now ended in what I can only describe as the recognition of an awful, awful conspiracy.
You see, I had never walked into that room before. And the man before me was a stranger. Resplendent in perfect white, with an even whiter smile.
He had a lovely head of golden, flowing hair. Not curly, but golden as one would expect.
The room itself was spotless. It was as though a beautiful, rotund cherub had been eating bags of white marshmallows and passed a bought of musical wind. A lovely, clean, pure smell.
But in spite of all of this pleasantness, I was a nervous man. And the shining man before me knew it all too well. But before I could open my mouth to plea, he motioned me to it. A big chunk of machinery at the other end of the room.
It needed no introduction. I had seen it before. The Sirolux 3000. The Weapon of Dental Reconstruction. The Dunking Chair of Dentists.
I was at the dentist. And the Sirolux 3000 would be the home of my lifeless, limpless, carcass for the next 36 minutes.
The only nice bit of the Sirolux 3000 is the liquid motion at which it lowers you into an horizontal position before the dentist begins prodding and poking about.
It was at this point I thought of calling him “Tooth Fairy”. I mean, he did look rather angelic in appearance. But I thought the better of it when he proceeded to put both of his hands in my mouth. They were much bigger than I had originally thought.
And it was whilst I was being lowered into my dental coma by the Sirolux 3000, that I began recognising signs of international conspiracy.
It’s not that I don’t like dentists, (or electronic chairs, for that matter). It’s just that I kind of feel, well, hard done by these men in white.
I mean, you spend some significant part of your life, every morning, every night, rinsing, flossing, brushing, and spitting. All in the name of clean teeth. Only to have to make the painful, fearful, sweaty, nervous trip to the dentist on regular occasions and sit on his Sirolux.
What on earth for? Had they forgotten to tell us something? Could they not just write some instructions down? Are they keeping it secret how to really keep your teeth clean?
Do you see? The preventative measures aren't helping.
So this is my theory. I think it is all part of a cruel, dental plot. The Dentum Illuminati. Like the mafia, but for dentists, who ensure that toothpastes and toothbrushes don’t actually help your teeth… they make them worse.
I mean, think about it: if someone would invent a really good toothbrush, the dentist would be out of a job. See what I’m saying?
So, as the Sirolux 3000 and dentist began shaking and spinning and drilling about, he mentions to me that I should go and “see his friend”, the Gum Specialist.
Say what? I have to go to a gum specialist?
“But aren’t you a dentist?” I mumble with an impressive amount of diction, considering his hands are still in my mouth.
“Oh yes, but my specialism is teeth, not gums, you see.” he gently replies.
Well blow me down and dump a can of fluoride in my mouth. Which is exactly what he did.
Call me provincial, but isn’t this gum / dentist thing also just a little bit… well… silly? I mean, whilst you’re studying to become a dentist, you’re in the general mouth region, aren’t you? Would it kill you to read up a bit on the things that hold the teeth in? Why not make the effort to look but ten degrees lower and consider the gums, too? It’s like learning how to drink and enjoy wine, but having no actual idea how to get the bottle open. Quick. Call the Cork Specialist.
And again I smell a conspiracy.
But Tooth Fairy was adamant. To the Gum Doctor I must go.
So anyway. I now have to pay Tooth Fairy and Gummy Bear protection money.
And every morning, every night, I look at my toothbrush and toothpaste. Yes, it does say on the tube that it is 99% effective in preventing any tooth problems. Which of course also implies that it is 1% pretty bloody ineffective.
You see, I had never walked into that room before. And the man before me was a stranger. Resplendent in perfect white, with an even whiter smile.
He had a lovely head of golden, flowing hair. Not curly, but golden as one would expect.
The room itself was spotless. It was as though a beautiful, rotund cherub had been eating bags of white marshmallows and passed a bought of musical wind. A lovely, clean, pure smell.
But in spite of all of this pleasantness, I was a nervous man. And the shining man before me knew it all too well. But before I could open my mouth to plea, he motioned me to it. A big chunk of machinery at the other end of the room.
It needed no introduction. I had seen it before. The Sirolux 3000. The Weapon of Dental Reconstruction. The Dunking Chair of Dentists.
I was at the dentist. And the Sirolux 3000 would be the home of my lifeless, limpless, carcass for the next 36 minutes.
The only nice bit of the Sirolux 3000 is the liquid motion at which it lowers you into an horizontal position before the dentist begins prodding and poking about.
It was at this point I thought of calling him “Tooth Fairy”. I mean, he did look rather angelic in appearance. But I thought the better of it when he proceeded to put both of his hands in my mouth. They were much bigger than I had originally thought.
And it was whilst I was being lowered into my dental coma by the Sirolux 3000, that I began recognising signs of international conspiracy.
It’s not that I don’t like dentists, (or electronic chairs, for that matter). It’s just that I kind of feel, well, hard done by these men in white.
I mean, you spend some significant part of your life, every morning, every night, rinsing, flossing, brushing, and spitting. All in the name of clean teeth. Only to have to make the painful, fearful, sweaty, nervous trip to the dentist on regular occasions and sit on his Sirolux.
What on earth for? Had they forgotten to tell us something? Could they not just write some instructions down? Are they keeping it secret how to really keep your teeth clean?
Do you see? The preventative measures aren't helping.
So this is my theory. I think it is all part of a cruel, dental plot. The Dentum Illuminati. Like the mafia, but for dentists, who ensure that toothpastes and toothbrushes don’t actually help your teeth… they make them worse.
I mean, think about it: if someone would invent a really good toothbrush, the dentist would be out of a job. See what I’m saying?
So, as the Sirolux 3000 and dentist began shaking and spinning and drilling about, he mentions to me that I should go and “see his friend”, the Gum Specialist.
Say what? I have to go to a gum specialist?
“But aren’t you a dentist?” I mumble with an impressive amount of diction, considering his hands are still in my mouth.
“Oh yes, but my specialism is teeth, not gums, you see.” he gently replies.
Well blow me down and dump a can of fluoride in my mouth. Which is exactly what he did.
Call me provincial, but isn’t this gum / dentist thing also just a little bit… well… silly? I mean, whilst you’re studying to become a dentist, you’re in the general mouth region, aren’t you? Would it kill you to read up a bit on the things that hold the teeth in? Why not make the effort to look but ten degrees lower and consider the gums, too? It’s like learning how to drink and enjoy wine, but having no actual idea how to get the bottle open. Quick. Call the Cork Specialist.
And again I smell a conspiracy.
But Tooth Fairy was adamant. To the Gum Doctor I must go.
So anyway. I now have to pay Tooth Fairy and Gummy Bear protection money.
And every morning, every night, I look at my toothbrush and toothpaste. Yes, it does say on the tube that it is 99% effective in preventing any tooth problems. Which of course also implies that it is 1% pretty bloody ineffective.
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Ritual and Sacrifice
It’s the year 2007. We have the Internet, high definition TV, self-cleaning ovens and hybrid cars.
But in spite of all these wondrous advancements that make the life of modern people easier, there remains one savage, brutal and ghastly task. One activity that has not developed over the ages; one that has not become easier.
If you have not guessed already, I am talking about the demonic task of laundry. Laundry at the laundro-mat. Even the barbaric Mayans had no such ruthless ritual of laundry at the laundro-mat. Look away now if you are of a nervous disposition.
Laundry. I used to enjoy it. But no more. Each visit to the laundro-mat results in penance. In sacrifice.
And the high priestesses of washing (women) leave us peasants (men) in ignorance.
Ask a question to a high priestess and she will give you an answer in a language none of us understand; the language of Colour, Softener and Spin Cycle.
Now, please understand, I am not being chauvinistic. I believe that women, still to this day, have had to work harder than men to achieve. But, perhaps in silent revenge, they have made a pact with women all over the planet, to – much like the Freemasons – keep the proper ritual and practice of laundry secret.
The result is catastrophic. Men, like me, are forced to sacrifice many socks (only one at a time, mind), colours and shapes per visit to the laundro-mat.
I think the god (who is not really a god, just someone with lots of mismatching socks) of laundry is well pleased with the feed after each of my visits.
My visits to the altar - the Wishee Washee as it is called colloquially – are almost always a plight against despair. Other men gather, too. There’s almost always a priestess there. With a knowing glare, a book which she pretends to read, and I think a hidden camera.
The men know of her powers. Of her strength. But our inert will to succeed (some call it stupidity) prevent us from asking the priestess for wisdom. We men look amongst each other. The question is obvious. What temperature?
A magical coin is extracted from one of the peasant’s pockets. Well, let’s see. There is a selection of 5 temperatures on the washing machine. 20 is too cold. And surely 80 is too hot. We want clean clothes, not boiled potatoes. And so we take the difference between the two and end up with a choice of 40 or 60. The magic coin is flipped, heads it’s 40 and so on.
Our first challenge is passed. Or is it? The priestess pretends not to notice our endeavours. She makes no comment, but exhales a series of “Pfhmss” and “Tsk, tsks” just to try and make us loose concentration, I believe.
We are unwavering. Next it’s to decide where to actually pour the powder. And what if you have powder blocks? What are you supposed to do then?
Tears well up in one of the men’s eyes. The pressure is too great. He breaks rank and looks to the priestess. She points slowly to the East. Which is more or less in the direction of the pictorial instructions that are hung from the wall. Blasted. Instructions.
We can tell the look in her eyes. She thinks we are idiots. She knows much.
Next we proceed to put our washing in. I feel brave. I put everything together. I want to get out of the hellish place as fast as possible, so I make no separation. “It don’t matter if you’re black or white” as the song goes.
I can feel the eyes of the high priestess down the back of my neck. I break out in a cold sweat.
The other men, sensing her displeasure, have bolted.
She clears her throat with a giggle and proceeds to say nothing.
The machine speaks to me. As soon as I close and lock the door, it says “38 minutes” until the cycle of death is completed.
It is at this point that the black magic bursts forth from the deepest crevices of hell, and – without opening the door of the machine – internally combusts each and every item of clothing within.
Water and powder cannot produce such chaotic effect. No. A darker force is at work here.
If you can, stay away. The Wishee-Washee is no place for men.
But in spite of all these wondrous advancements that make the life of modern people easier, there remains one savage, brutal and ghastly task. One activity that has not developed over the ages; one that has not become easier.
If you have not guessed already, I am talking about the demonic task of laundry. Laundry at the laundro-mat. Even the barbaric Mayans had no such ruthless ritual of laundry at the laundro-mat. Look away now if you are of a nervous disposition.
Laundry. I used to enjoy it. But no more. Each visit to the laundro-mat results in penance. In sacrifice.
And the high priestesses of washing (women) leave us peasants (men) in ignorance.
Ask a question to a high priestess and she will give you an answer in a language none of us understand; the language of Colour, Softener and Spin Cycle.
Now, please understand, I am not being chauvinistic. I believe that women, still to this day, have had to work harder than men to achieve. But, perhaps in silent revenge, they have made a pact with women all over the planet, to – much like the Freemasons – keep the proper ritual and practice of laundry secret.
The result is catastrophic. Men, like me, are forced to sacrifice many socks (only one at a time, mind), colours and shapes per visit to the laundro-mat.
I think the god (who is not really a god, just someone with lots of mismatching socks) of laundry is well pleased with the feed after each of my visits.
My visits to the altar - the Wishee Washee as it is called colloquially – are almost always a plight against despair. Other men gather, too. There’s almost always a priestess there. With a knowing glare, a book which she pretends to read, and I think a hidden camera.
The men know of her powers. Of her strength. But our inert will to succeed (some call it stupidity) prevent us from asking the priestess for wisdom. We men look amongst each other. The question is obvious. What temperature?
A magical coin is extracted from one of the peasant’s pockets. Well, let’s see. There is a selection of 5 temperatures on the washing machine. 20 is too cold. And surely 80 is too hot. We want clean clothes, not boiled potatoes. And so we take the difference between the two and end up with a choice of 40 or 60. The magic coin is flipped, heads it’s 40 and so on.
Our first challenge is passed. Or is it? The priestess pretends not to notice our endeavours. She makes no comment, but exhales a series of “Pfhmss” and “Tsk, tsks” just to try and make us loose concentration, I believe.
We are unwavering. Next it’s to decide where to actually pour the powder. And what if you have powder blocks? What are you supposed to do then?
Tears well up in one of the men’s eyes. The pressure is too great. He breaks rank and looks to the priestess. She points slowly to the East. Which is more or less in the direction of the pictorial instructions that are hung from the wall. Blasted. Instructions.
We can tell the look in her eyes. She thinks we are idiots. She knows much.
Next we proceed to put our washing in. I feel brave. I put everything together. I want to get out of the hellish place as fast as possible, so I make no separation. “It don’t matter if you’re black or white” as the song goes.
I can feel the eyes of the high priestess down the back of my neck. I break out in a cold sweat.
The other men, sensing her displeasure, have bolted.
She clears her throat with a giggle and proceeds to say nothing.
The machine speaks to me. As soon as I close and lock the door, it says “38 minutes” until the cycle of death is completed.
It is at this point that the black magic bursts forth from the deepest crevices of hell, and – without opening the door of the machine – internally combusts each and every item of clothing within.
Water and powder cannot produce such chaotic effect. No. A darker force is at work here.
If you can, stay away. The Wishee-Washee is no place for men.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Maybe next year again
53 kilometres. Only.
That’s how much I managed to walk during the Dodentocht; Belgium’s infamous 100 kilometre walk of fame. Or pain.
I had thought I could do it all, but a friend of mine said that it would take 50% will power AND 50% training. Will power I had, but training was somewhat lagging, if even perhaps, completely absent.
Seriously, though. The walk may well have been one of the most wonderful, if not altogether painful, experiences of my life.
It all starts off with such a to-do, and people are cheering and singing. Locals come out from their houses and pubs to support you on the street side. And it’s through some beautiful farm-land parts of the country, too. See (more pics on Flickr) :
But as you get deeper into the walk, very few people talk or sing anymore. And all you generally hear is the sound of feet walking on the ground.
You get a lot of thinking time, too. It’s quite cleansing. I guess. And in the end, the race is only with yourself.
Perhaps next year again. Perhaps.
In the interim, I’ve also had some fantastic other experiences that involved neither walking nor pain. Hooray!
My philosophy at the moment is to try and say yes to everything. Avoid avoidance. Within reason, of course, but then again, reason has never been one of my fortes.
The results have been fantastic.
I’ve been to a Jamaican Independence Day Celebration, which was phenomenal. Traditional food, traditional people, traditional fellowship and fun.
In fact, the amount of times any Jamaican I had met mentioned the word “fellowship” and “fun’” in conversation was more than I could remember. It seems they know something. What people.
I’ve also had opportunity to travel into the countryside of Belgium. To a place called Kasterlee and surrounds. Really beautiful. I met the locals here, too. And a particularly interesting man whose great-great-great grandfathers had lived in the same village as he.
He showed me around the town, showing his birthplace, where his family were born, where he built his business.
He was incredibly proud of his heritage; which was impressive, but all within the same, small village. And yet, that didn’t seem to matter.
When he tells you about his life, it turns out he built a very successful business. Out of nothing. When everyone perhaps thought he would have failed. A business that lasted for 30 plus years.
It seems then, that greatness – whatever or however we think of it –can happen in small , tiny villages that no-one can remember the name of – as well as in the biggest, fanciest cities.
In the meantime, Antwerp has also hosted some tango sessions (I feigned injury, but took photo’s) and some guild festivals. It’s been lovely.
Finally, I had the pleasure of attending two church services in a week. My. What theatre.
Ancient churches, ancient traditions and beautiful choirs and orchestras. Playing the most beautiful, operatic music that stuns even the most ardent of atheists. Both churches were packed to capacity. I was amazed.
Perhaps next year again. Perhaps.
That’s how much I managed to walk during the Dodentocht; Belgium’s infamous 100 kilometre walk of fame. Or pain.
I had thought I could do it all, but a friend of mine said that it would take 50% will power AND 50% training. Will power I had, but training was somewhat lagging, if even perhaps, completely absent.
Seriously, though. The walk may well have been one of the most wonderful, if not altogether painful, experiences of my life.
It all starts off with such a to-do, and people are cheering and singing. Locals come out from their houses and pubs to support you on the street side. And it’s through some beautiful farm-land parts of the country, too. See (more pics on Flickr) :
But as you get deeper into the walk, very few people talk or sing anymore. And all you generally hear is the sound of feet walking on the ground.
You get a lot of thinking time, too. It’s quite cleansing. I guess. And in the end, the race is only with yourself.
Perhaps next year again. Perhaps.
In the interim, I’ve also had some fantastic other experiences that involved neither walking nor pain. Hooray!
My philosophy at the moment is to try and say yes to everything. Avoid avoidance. Within reason, of course, but then again, reason has never been one of my fortes.
The results have been fantastic.
I’ve been to a Jamaican Independence Day Celebration, which was phenomenal. Traditional food, traditional people, traditional fellowship and fun.
In fact, the amount of times any Jamaican I had met mentioned the word “fellowship” and “fun’” in conversation was more than I could remember. It seems they know something. What people.
I’ve also had opportunity to travel into the countryside of Belgium. To a place called Kasterlee and surrounds. Really beautiful. I met the locals here, too. And a particularly interesting man whose great-great-great grandfathers had lived in the same village as he.
He showed me around the town, showing his birthplace, where his family were born, where he built his business.
He was incredibly proud of his heritage; which was impressive, but all within the same, small village. And yet, that didn’t seem to matter.
When he tells you about his life, it turns out he built a very successful business. Out of nothing. When everyone perhaps thought he would have failed. A business that lasted for 30 plus years.
It seems then, that greatness – whatever or however we think of it –can happen in small , tiny villages that no-one can remember the name of – as well as in the biggest, fanciest cities.
In the meantime, Antwerp has also hosted some tango sessions (I feigned injury, but took photo’s) and some guild festivals. It’s been lovely.
Finally, I had the pleasure of attending two church services in a week. My. What theatre.Ancient churches, ancient traditions and beautiful choirs and orchestras. Playing the most beautiful, operatic music that stuns even the most ardent of atheists. Both churches were packed to capacity. I was amazed.
Perhaps next year again. Perhaps.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
The Death Walk
I’ve done it. Passed the point of no return. Mentioned it publicly. And made several bets.
For in a momentary lapse of common sense, I’ve signed up to participate and agonise in the infamous Dodentocht, a 100 kilometre Walk of Death through some towny bits of Belgium.
Now, 100 kilometres would not be a problem if it were a leisurely walk over a period of time. Say a few days or so. Even months.
But no such loophole.
The challenge is to complete the task in under 24 hours. Hyena’s and vultures are set upon the carcasses of those who do not make it back in the allotted time.
Strange what passes for fun in these here parts.
No, but seriously. The whole shebang seems to be arranged with such a social spirit and has a revered history to it. "Walking for a better world" the slogan says.
And nearly 10,000 walkers and countless nurses, masseuses and blister poppers all gather to celebrate the two appendages we call our legs and the apparent masochistic abuse of them.
In my preliminary excitement I’ve made a few bets with several friends who have offered unending support. “Idiot”, “Are you mad?” and “You’ll never make it” comfort and encourage me on.
But, the goal is clear. To make it though. Silliness aside, it’s also for a good cause. And it’s nice to do something so steeped (if even, not at all) in Belgian tradition, goodwill and loving.
The thought of being able to do something based on sheer willpower alone; without the very slightest interference of training, preparation or knowledge, drives me to succeed.
That and the promise of two cases of Duvel if-slash-when I make it.
As if to add insult to expected injury, the walk doesn’t particularly aim for anywhere. It’s a circular route, and you end up where you started.
Again, strange what passes for fun in these here parts.
Anyhow, along with some work colleagues, and much bravado, we’ll be setting off at 21h00 on Friday 10th August, and hoping to still complete before Saturday night 11th August.
I’d do a bit of live blogging from the event, but am channelling all my energy – even that which my fingers would use for typing - into me pins. Expect some photo’s, though.
P.S. Related in a totally unrelated way, check out these slick ads:
For in a momentary lapse of common sense, I’ve signed up to participate and agonise in the infamous Dodentocht, a 100 kilometre Walk of Death through some towny bits of Belgium.
Now, 100 kilometres would not be a problem if it were a leisurely walk over a period of time. Say a few days or so. Even months.
But no such loophole.
The challenge is to complete the task in under 24 hours. Hyena’s and vultures are set upon the carcasses of those who do not make it back in the allotted time.
Strange what passes for fun in these here parts.
No, but seriously. The whole shebang seems to be arranged with such a social spirit and has a revered history to it. "Walking for a better world" the slogan says.
And nearly 10,000 walkers and countless nurses, masseuses and blister poppers all gather to celebrate the two appendages we call our legs and the apparent masochistic abuse of them.
In my preliminary excitement I’ve made a few bets with several friends who have offered unending support. “Idiot”, “Are you mad?” and “You’ll never make it” comfort and encourage me on.
But, the goal is clear. To make it though. Silliness aside, it’s also for a good cause. And it’s nice to do something so steeped (if even, not at all) in Belgian tradition, goodwill and loving.
The thought of being able to do something based on sheer willpower alone; without the very slightest interference of training, preparation or knowledge, drives me to succeed.
That and the promise of two cases of Duvel if-slash-when I make it.
As if to add insult to expected injury, the walk doesn’t particularly aim for anywhere. It’s a circular route, and you end up where you started.
Again, strange what passes for fun in these here parts.
Anyhow, along with some work colleagues, and much bravado, we’ll be setting off at 21h00 on Friday 10th August, and hoping to still complete before Saturday night 11th August.
I’d do a bit of live blogging from the event, but am channelling all my energy – even that which my fingers would use for typing - into me pins. Expect some photo’s, though.
P.S. Related in a totally unrelated way, check out these slick ads:
Friday, July 06, 2007
Von Sudenfed - Can't Get It
I'm liking this bit of dirty disco...
P.S. If you look at my last few posts, it seems like I've got a thing for men in wigs and lipstick. But trust me, it's just not so. It's more of a case of being in the wrong place at the right time.
P.S. If you look at my last few posts, it seems like I've got a thing for men in wigs and lipstick. But trust me, it's just not so. It's more of a case of being in the wrong place at the right time.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Inside the Kit Kat Club
This past Saturday, I spent one of the most enchanting nights in Antwerp yet; in a small theatre, just off Lange Nieuwstraat.
Noordteater is currently the host to an Antwerpian play; De Zevende Hemel. A delightfully directed, local production of Jan Christeans’ story of a local pub of the same name.
I could have very well been in the Kit Kat Club of 1930’s Berlin. All but Liza was missing.
It was delightful as I had the pleasure of being a fly on the wall photographer, taking pics of the three principal character actors before, during and after Showtime. Nothing quite prepared me for the banter, intense concentration and preparation of the three… I am very grateful. Here are just a few of my photo's, with a few of my favourites below:
Even the after party – in full drag – was a sight to behold. Call me, and I’ll tell you all about it. I’m not quite Oscar Wilde, and therefore cannot describe it to you with the glamorous, witty and amusing attention to detail in prose that it deserves. So call, and I’ll tell you.
Back to the play. Although I understood almost nothing of the dialogue (it was thick Antwaarps dialect), it is a lovely story about the clients of a local pub; their lives and relationships.
It almost – almost – typifies Antwerp for me.
What’s more is that I’ve actually been to the pub of the same name; here in the Schippersquartier.
What a pub. Always open, with more interesting people than well, well... probably the Kit Kat Club. Perhaps that Club was, for some of them, their stamkroeg, in real life. Some of them may very well have performed there, too.
On a few occasions I’ve visited, but when I’ve thought I had more money than I actually did… and offered to buy everyone drinks, which was gratefully accepted. Only to find that I couldn’t pay for it. I’ve not done this once. But twice.
Noordteater is currently the host to an Antwerpian play; De Zevende Hemel. A delightfully directed, local production of Jan Christeans’ story of a local pub of the same name.
I could have very well been in the Kit Kat Club of 1930’s Berlin. All but Liza was missing.
It was delightful as I had the pleasure of being a fly on the wall photographer, taking pics of the three principal character actors before, during and after Showtime. Nothing quite prepared me for the banter, intense concentration and preparation of the three… I am very grateful. Here are just a few of my photo's, with a few of my favourites below:
Even the after party – in full drag – was a sight to behold. Call me, and I’ll tell you all about it. I’m not quite Oscar Wilde, and therefore cannot describe it to you with the glamorous, witty and amusing attention to detail in prose that it deserves. So call, and I’ll tell you.
Back to the play. Although I understood almost nothing of the dialogue (it was thick Antwaarps dialect), it is a lovely story about the clients of a local pub; their lives and relationships.
It almost – almost – typifies Antwerp for me.
What’s more is that I’ve actually been to the pub of the same name; here in the Schippersquartier.
What a pub. Always open, with more interesting people than well, well... probably the Kit Kat Club. Perhaps that Club was, for some of them, their stamkroeg, in real life. Some of them may very well have performed there, too.
On a few occasions I’ve visited, but when I’ve thought I had more money than I actually did… and offered to buy everyone drinks, which was gratefully accepted. Only to find that I couldn’t pay for it. I’ve not done this once. But twice.
Friday, June 15, 2007
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Mountain country
I’ve recently come back from a bit of a break in the Ardennes; a most beautiful part of Belgium. A friend of mine referred to them as “Belgium’s mountain range”. But this, I find, is poetic license. The Ardennes could more accurately be described as exaggerated speed bumps.
But what the 'mountains' perhaps lack for in height, they make up for in beauty.
Picturesque villages of Durbuy, La Roche, Coo and Ninglispoo (which sounds more like something a rather nasty Ninglis would leave behind) but trust me, it’s beautiful.
Have a look (more photo’s on my Flickr pages):
I have also discovered several new and exciting Belgian beers. Ciney, Chimay, Rochefort, and Chouffe. In fact, so overwhelmed was I with Ciney, that I think it will be my new favourite. But, before my friends at Duvel get concerned, fear not. there's room in my life for two favourites. Good news for everybody.
It was a wonderful time – a bit touristy at times – but hey, it’s a beautiful part of the world, so it’s natural, I guess.
P.S. A visit to Plopsaland was also endured; where I went on the death-defying wheel of death bobsled ride. Screams are not mine. Really.
But what the 'mountains' perhaps lack for in height, they make up for in beauty.
Picturesque villages of Durbuy, La Roche, Coo and Ninglispoo (which sounds more like something a rather nasty Ninglis would leave behind) but trust me, it’s beautiful.
Have a look (more photo’s on my Flickr pages):
I have also discovered several new and exciting Belgian beers. Ciney, Chimay, Rochefort, and Chouffe. In fact, so overwhelmed was I with Ciney, that I think it will be my new favourite. But, before my friends at Duvel get concerned, fear not. there's room in my life for two favourites. Good news for everybody.
It was a wonderful time – a bit touristy at times – but hey, it’s a beautiful part of the world, so it’s natural, I guess.
P.S. A visit to Plopsaland was also endured; where I went on the death-defying wheel of death bobsled ride. Screams are not mine. Really.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
A card for every occassion
I stumbled across this website that truly does provide a card for every occassion. Check it out:
An apology card:
A word of encouragement:
Thanks for being my friend card:
Just a thank you card:
An apology card:
A word of encouragement:
Thanks for being my friend card:
Just a thank you card:
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Isabella Blow is dead
It was such a shock to read of her death yesterday; a sad loss for the world.
Described as a ‘vibrant and often outrageous presence’ on the fashion scene, she was credited for discovering Alexander McQueen and Philip Treacy. Anna Wintour, a former boss of hers, said, "I don't think she ever did my expenses, but she made life much more interesting."
She was only 48. Reports said she had been diagnosed with ovarian cancer.
It’s strange. I have only a vague interest in fashion, and didn’t even know what a milliner was before hearing and seeing Isabella Blow.
But even so, she inspired me. Unique. Different. Artistic. At great expense.
A mate of mine said that, if you look around you today, whether you hold company with artists, geeks, doctors, mums, jocks, gays, lesbians – whatever – it’s easy to see how we’ve easily become carbon copies of one another. Even in our quest for individualism.
So, Isabella was an original. What a woman.
To say that I’d love to be like her would be … ironic. But I hope you know what I mean.
Monday, May 07, 2007
Trigger finger
It's been quiet in these here parts... but the camera has been earning it's worth.
Check out some new photo's on my Flickr pages. Highlights include happenings on Kammenstraat, hidden beauties of Antwerp and a trip to the surprisingly beautiful Zeeland.
It was here where this image was captured; a homeage to baked beans and flight, quite possibly in that order.
Check out some new photo's on my Flickr pages. Highlights include happenings on Kammenstraat, hidden beauties of Antwerp and a trip to the surprisingly beautiful Zeeland.
It was here where this image was captured; a homeage to baked beans and flight, quite possibly in that order.
Monday, April 02, 2007
Eyes wide open... and mouth wired shut?
Slowly, slowly summer is creeping in. As if by magic, the sun knows that it has to rise and set an hour later. Isn’t nature amazing? Birds are a-tweeting in the garden outside (they start very early in the morning. Now they’re just cute, but come May and they’re still going on, I’m buying a gun), the daffs are in flower, and the half of Antwerp that were hibernating in winter have begun to appear on the streets (is it just me, or does summer time bring out all the good-looking people? Where were they in the winter time?).
This past weekend was a chilled one; including two picnics (at separate times, of course) on the banks of the Schelde. Again, Antwerp surprises; all you need to do is to keep your eyes open, and you'll find beautiful things. Take a look… (there are more on my Flickr pages here)
Last weekend marked one year in Belgium, and a few friends were over for a bit (a lot) of wine. It was lovely. The thing that dinner tables and wine glasses were made for. It’s amazing how a little bit (a lot) of wine, some nibbles, a table and chairs can make people shine. At one point there were ten of us squished around the table, all talking at once. Magic. One of my highlights in Belgium so far.
This one year anniversary got me thinking, too. Do you ever, on New Year’s Eve, anticipate the Year ahead? Do you wonder about the challenges, difficulties, joys and more that it will bring you? I’m in that place at the moment. Excited for the year head in this country. There’s so much more to come, I reckon.
Although…
Remember the movie Lost in Translation? Bill Murray and his trademark two expressions (he only ever uses one of them, though) trying just to get by in a foreign country. Of late, I’ve been feeling the same. A few times in the past weeks, I’ve banged heads with Belgians. In quite a spectacular manner. And for no reason, but for my language. You see, I’ve quickly discovered that the way I speak offends a few (a lot) of Belgians.
The weird thing is that I don’t think my communication has changed from how I communicated in the UK. Or South Africa, for that matter. In fact, it worked well for me there. But it’s becoming increasingly clear to me that what worked in the UK or elsewhere doesn’t really work here. Maybe that’s obvious, but it’s kind of forced me to stop and evaluate things. If I really believe that manifesto, I’m the one who has to change. Though, to be honest, I’m not quite sure how. Other than shutting my mouth. Any ideas?
This past weekend was a chilled one; including two picnics (at separate times, of course) on the banks of the Schelde. Again, Antwerp surprises; all you need to do is to keep your eyes open, and you'll find beautiful things. Take a look… (there are more on my Flickr pages here)
Last weekend marked one year in Belgium, and a few friends were over for a bit (a lot) of wine. It was lovely. The thing that dinner tables and wine glasses were made for. It’s amazing how a little bit (a lot) of wine, some nibbles, a table and chairs can make people shine. At one point there were ten of us squished around the table, all talking at once. Magic. One of my highlights in Belgium so far.
This one year anniversary got me thinking, too. Do you ever, on New Year’s Eve, anticipate the Year ahead? Do you wonder about the challenges, difficulties, joys and more that it will bring you? I’m in that place at the moment. Excited for the year head in this country. There’s so much more to come, I reckon.
Although…
Remember the movie Lost in Translation? Bill Murray and his trademark two expressions (he only ever uses one of them, though) trying just to get by in a foreign country. Of late, I’ve been feeling the same. A few times in the past weeks, I’ve banged heads with Belgians. In quite a spectacular manner. And for no reason, but for my language. You see, I’ve quickly discovered that the way I speak offends a few (a lot) of Belgians.
The weird thing is that I don’t think my communication has changed from how I communicated in the UK. Or South Africa, for that matter. In fact, it worked well for me there. But it’s becoming increasingly clear to me that what worked in the UK or elsewhere doesn’t really work here. Maybe that’s obvious, but it’s kind of forced me to stop and evaluate things. If I really believe that manifesto, I’m the one who has to change. Though, to be honest, I’m not quite sure how. Other than shutting my mouth. Any ideas?
Monday, March 26, 2007
Monday, March 12, 2007
One year on
Saturday, 24th March marks my first year in Belgium (more or less).
So, I thought of having a celebration of sorts; a bit of a soiree (with singing, if desired) at my flat on the same day.
It will start around 16h00 and continue until the wine has run out. It's pretty much a come-as-you-are, pop-around-if-you-feel-like-it affair. Chilled. Like the wine.
If you fancy popping over, give me a call on +32 494 144 781 and I'll give you all the details.
So, I thought of having a celebration of sorts; a bit of a soiree (with singing, if desired) at my flat on the same day.
It will start around 16h00 and continue until the wine has run out. It's pretty much a come-as-you-are, pop-around-if-you-feel-like-it affair. Chilled. Like the wine.
If you fancy popping over, give me a call on +32 494 144 781 and I'll give you all the details.
Friday, March 09, 2007
The Sarajevo Rose
Every image has a story; have a look at this street art in Sarajevo:
"As I was passing through Sarajevo I couldn't help but notice the effects of the Bosnian War. It's everywhere, in the buildings, in the people, in the graveyards that stretch blocks and blocks. But the most impactful of these markings are on the street. While walking the city you are sure to come across a splattering pattern of pock-marks from where a mortar round hit.
To signify places of significant deaths, the explosion marks are filled in with red resin to create the Sarajevo Rose."
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