I don't know what amazes me more...

... the fact that there's a guy playing a violin sat at the bar, or that my glass is empty (and I'm still having fun).

Why I like Belgium: reason #7

Sometimes you'll find a piano player in a bar. And you'll know he's a piano player because he's playing a (wait for it) piano.

Without the piano, said player would simply be a person in a bar, wandering what on earth to do with his fingers. Oh, behave.