There's no harder announcement for a CEO to make, but this was really, really well done. https://t.co/5SlFe3ahYr
— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) May 5, 2020
via Twitter https://twitter.com/ashleymayer
There's no harder announcement for a CEO to make, but this was really, really well done. https://t.co/5SlFe3ahYr
— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) May 5, 2020
The #SpaceForce trailer is here🚨🚨
— UPROXX (@UPROXX) May 5, 2020
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The photography staff of @Reuters has won the Pulitzer Prize for breaking news photography for its coverage of last year's violent protests in Hong Kong. More images: https://t.co/pAYehaekWl pic.twitter.com/jjtvMShBWL
— Reuters Pictures (@reuterspictures) May 4, 2020
Today I will be relentlessly commenting on the news in real time from a position of ignorance. I hope you will join me.
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) May 1, 2020
Ah hubris. Feeling pretty good about myself after folding laundry last night, I turned attention to the dishwasher. I had finished the detergent so I reached for a new bottle. In a moment of stupidity I put in dish soap. Holy bubbles Batman “Swab the deck, Dan.” Aye, aye, sir.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) April 30, 2020
The Paradise Garden pic.twitter.com/PdWjE6x7xs
— Monty Don (@TheMontyDon) April 30, 2020
The spectacular Hanging Temple in Datong, N China’s Shanxi province, has been suspended above the ground for about 1,500 years. Built into a cliff on Hengshan Mountain, it is also notable for being a monastery that represents a combination of Buddhism, Taoism, and Confucianism. pic.twitter.com/imQZwucsHJ
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) April 30, 2020
— Archillect (@archillect) April 29, 2020
26/04/19 - attempted suicide
— Aaron Connolly (@aconnolly91) April 26, 2020
26/04/20 - eating pizza, watching kids movies with my son laughing at the fun me & the wife had on zoom last night, life is worth living I promise!
Remind someone today that they aren’t alone. Times are fucking hard right now & people need to know ❤️ pic.twitter.com/55F7p7guc5
Because I want to. https://t.co/eDQVCkTPGR
— Naga Munchetty (@BBCNaga) April 25, 2020
— Archillect (@archillect) April 23, 2020
Vietnam is lifting most of its Coronavirus lockdown restrictions tomorrow. It has reported under 300 cases,180,000 tests, no deaths.
— Mike Brrrrrd (@Birdyword) April 23, 2020
672 tests per detected case, highest in the world by miles. Next highest, Taiwan, has done 132.1 tests per case.
https://t.co/p0I0VPPoxY
#SignsYoureACOVIDIOT You bring a gun to a virus fight. pic.twitter.com/j5aATCGNCy
— Lyle Milton (@lyle_lmilton) April 22, 2020
Quarantined stuntmen, bruh... pic.twitter.com/nYSOqzAzBs
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 22, 2020
Quarantined stuntmen, bruh... pic.twitter.com/nYSOqzAzBs
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 22, 2020
People are not afraid of failure, they are afraid of blame. —Seth Godin pic.twitter.com/PMDHy5eZba
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) April 22, 2020
The backdrop of my video tonight :)
— LO Kin-hei 羅健熙 (@lokinhei) April 21, 2020
Subscribe first, I didn't take the video yet 😂https://t.co/EDzGOpUZIZ
Really don't know where to start. pic.twitter.com/daknTfv5BA
It’s come to this. pic.twitter.com/ruxWudeZpA
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) April 21, 2020
hi all - been staying safe inside a lot 🏠 doing what i can to help collect & distribute PPE to some of those most in need 🚫🦠 thankful for all your wonderful love and support! we will get through this together 😷🌈💕 #WeGotThis pic.twitter.com/GOQCya7BJ9
— Chelsea E. Manning (@xychelsea) April 21, 2020
If you're a frog, it's nice to know you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. Of course if you're not a frog, you probably don't really care either way. pic.twitter.com/3ZGX9ERRq2
— Kermit the Frog (@KermitTheFrog) April 20, 2020
Owls can fly silently because of the uniquely designed leading edges of their primary feathers. When most birds fly, air gushes over the surface of their wings & cause noise. Owls' wings, however, are unique because they reduce noise caused by turbulence.
— Daily Owls (@Daily__Owls) April 21, 2020
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And thank you @joshuawongcf @SunnyCheungky @demosisto @networkdiplohk for your generous donation to @umassmemorial caregivers to fight #COVID19. We are grateful for your support and friendship. I am very proud of our work together to support human rights & democracy in #HongKong! https://t.co/0zqvWF9j2T
— Rep. Jim McGovern (@RepMcGovern) April 21, 2020
Signs of life unimaginable during the recently ended lockdown at the #coronavirus pandemic's ground zero have appeared in recent days, as Wuhan returns to work and play days after lifting a 76-day quarantine https://t.co/y5HkhE5LKF pic.twitter.com/HJyIU75pHz
— AFP news agency (@AFP) April 21, 2020
Trump is the empty fridge the media keeps checking.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) April 20, 2020
— Archillect (@archillect) April 20, 2020
— Archillect (@archillect) April 20, 2020
C'mon folks. We've got small groups of political opportunists gathering for cameras arguing the scientific equivalent that the Earth is flat. It's a reckless insult to all those risking lives, an affront to the truth. Meanwhile, the vast majority of Americans act responsibly.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) April 20, 2020
Iceland's forest service is recommending people hug a tree for five minutes a day pic.twitter.com/Fm9mWOEgUU
— Reuters (@Reuters) April 18, 2020
#Cute thing of the day. pic.twitter.com/Oq7MOvA5JB
— Dianna (@GrlpantsGR) April 17, 2020
Trump: Nobody told me about the pandemic I warned you about. If the economy is bad, it's the governors' fault, but if you don't get sick, credit me. I have all the authority and none of the responsibility.
— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) April 17, 2020
— Archillect (@archillect) April 16, 2020
Thank you #Taiwan for the one million masks donated to UK #NHS staff!
— UK in Taiwan 🇬🇧 (@UKinTaiwan) April 15, 2020
謝謝台灣捐贈百萬口罩給英國國民保健署人員! pic.twitter.com/XqRNXEjA10
China has too much influence at the WHO.
— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) April 15, 2020
So we pull funding from the WHO.
Giving China more influence at the WHO.
Smart.
Equality.
— The King Center (@TheKingCenter) April 14, 2020
Equity.
Liberation. 💯 pic.twitter.com/yztFEY86ik
Bored? Try having a sing-along with the produce in your fridge! You might be surprised at their range. pic.twitter.com/s7h0cQpXhF
— The Muppets (@TheMuppets) April 14, 2020
NEW: Over 1,000 homeless Londoners are now self-isolating in hotels & other safe locations.
— Sadiq Khan (@SadiqKhan) April 14, 2020
To the coalition of organisations, charities & individuals who have come together to help: thank you.
Rough sleepers will not be overlooked in our fight against #COVID19. #LondonTogether pic.twitter.com/3hBgUI1RTT
It might have limited resources, but Vietnam has kept the #coronavirus outbreak under control, and even managed to help others. https://t.co/UNJHh4rbrN #Covid19 pic.twitter.com/sbfyIjJjze
— SCMP News (@SCMPNews) April 14, 2020
An empty Victoria Street but full of birdsong! pic.twitter.com/Sy2oKzK7k8
— Edinburgh Spotlight (@edinspotlight) April 14, 2020
Watch a bridge erection machine build a viaduct in a valley in China. The self-developed machine can lift, transport, and install girders. pic.twitter.com/SFRjcwqN0s
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) April 14, 2020
Is it really a good idea to give yourself a wordy LinkedIn profile headline that isn't your job title? Most of the examples I've seen make the person in question sound like a douchebag.
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) April 14, 2020
The 7 pm ritual. I stand on our balcony beating a steel pot, whistling, clapping and cheering. A salute along with my fellow New Yorkers to our health professionals. Heroes all - orderlies, nurses, doctors, and all those risking lives to save lives and keep our city going.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) April 13, 2020
Due to less air pollution the sky is so clear ! I can see the Universal logo ! pic.twitter.com/EqiqIDL4JJ
— Romain Revert (@romainrevert) April 13, 2020
2 days ago, one mother in #Taiwan complained that her son received pink face masks from the gov, which may make him be bullied by classmates.
— Austin H. Wang (@wearytolove) April 13, 2020
On #CDC press conf. today, CDC minister Chen Shih-chung leads all male officials to wear pink face masks.
Best response I can imagine. pic.twitter.com/4TuUUvO202
Here’s a stupid thing I do a lot. I open a packet of food before I’ve read the cooking instructions on the bottom. So I can’t turn it over. So I have to hold it above my head and look up to it like it’s the baby Kunte Kinte to read how to cook it. pic.twitter.com/jkedUhozog
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) April 12, 2020
Anecdotal evidence suggests (i.e. I just made it up) that wearing a tinfoil kippah\ kufi prevents The Pestilence. Pass it on! pic.twitter.com/Q6iCLYHCDX
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) April 12, 2020
People get confused when the stock market goes up despite people losing their jobs. The truth is that many companies will be more profitable and efficient with fewer employees. Investors pay for returns not jobs.
— Andrew Yang🧢🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) April 9, 2020
Welcome to Wuhan! Wuhan Tianhe International Airport performed a water salute to receive the first arriving flight from Hangzhou on Wednesday as the city ends its lockdown. pic.twitter.com/HZHImgIplE
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) April 8, 2020
My Muslim neighbour dropped off a package of fresh fruit, salad and hand sanitiser, as she knew I was self isolating ❤️ I asked through the glass door what I owed her. ‘Nothing’ she replied, ‘you are my neibour you are my family’ ❤️ pic.twitter.com/lLqvQ2xRqu
— Pauline Loven (@periodwardrobe) April 6, 2020
‘We should take comfort that while we may have more still to endure, better days will return’
— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) April 6, 2020
Thank you to everyone who watched The Queen’s broadcast last night. You can read Her Majesty’s address here: https://t.co/1iC3GRm4mU pic.twitter.com/HNtZ0p7ge6
Before You Put On That Mask
— Dr. Christine Eady Mann (@DrChristineMann) April 4, 2020
I get it. You want to do *anything* you can to prevent the spread of this virus to you and your loved ones.
But before you put it on, PLEASE keep the following in mind:
(10 points)
It’s Sat & I want to dress up for dinner but have no hose. My mom told me when they rationed nylon for the war, gals would make a line up the back on their legs with eyebrow pencil to simulate stockings. I've been trying to finish my Sharpie fishnets since 10am. Not going great.
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) April 4, 2020
Stuck this to the window and now the world makes more sense. pic.twitter.com/3F66ilzr7x
— David Stokes (@scottywrotem) April 4, 2020
NO SEW MASK! 😷💗😷💗 Please share with your friends ! pic.twitter.com/ThUh1lKfNt
— Constance Jones (@Constance8News) April 3, 2020
Today’s message: pic.twitter.com/oTz5bPeBUz
— Tom Mitchell (@cakesthebrain) April 3, 2020
The tulip pots - all 58 of them - now in position and poised to flower. pic.twitter.com/6cLdm3Yk0N
— Monty Don (@TheMontyDon) April 3, 2020
Bet Burger King are pissed Cannes is cancelled.
— Nathalie Gordon (@awlilnatty) April 3, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time a brand has mailed over the past weeks, telling me that 'Your wellbeing is our top priority'... Just stop it, please. It clearly isn't. Nor should it be. You've got other sh*t to worry about right now. Your employees being one. pic.twitter.com/hcjIjftz5x
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) April 3, 2020
Thousands of cherry blossoms are blooming in Pingba District, Anshun City, SW China's Guizhou Province, bringing you a romantic atmosphere of spring. pic.twitter.com/gCIzDYTjse
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) April 3, 2020
Honestly, why are they still doing the weather? We're indoors mate.
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) April 2, 2020
A 16-year-old student in Manila is making face shields for frontline doctors with his 3D printer at home pic.twitter.com/pOKz8Gj2Do
— Reuters (@Reuters) April 2, 2020
In Terminator 2, why is the T1000 slicing celery when John Connor rings home to check on his foster parents? Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
— Mike Brrrrrd (@Birdyword) April 2, 2020
Competence matters. Empathy mattes. The truth matters. Leadership matters. Government matters. Please, let us find a way to combine all of these together when we chart a path forward.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) April 1, 2020
BREAKING: World leaders praise Donald Trump’s handling of the coronavirus outbreak, as he’s making their responses look comparatively competent.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) April 1, 2020
I hate to say the boomers were right but I haven't bought a fancy coffee or brunch for two weeks and now I can afford a three bed house.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 31, 2020
Just two incredible texts from my landlord pic.twitter.com/JbwoTHvZvw
— Gus (@goldisacks) March 29, 2020
This is a plane load of Drs and Nurses flying to NY to help out❤❤❤. Send them some love and if you pray, pray for these people🙏 they are putting their lives on the line for us and I love them for it❤❤❤❤❤ pic.twitter.com/zjOsmzZOSw
— Colorado Audrey🔥🦂 (@AudreyStJames1) March 29, 2020
Never been so proud of what we do!
— Joanne Rose (@JowaneeRose) March 26, 2020
Import from the Philippines but proud to be working for the NHS #clapforNHS pic.twitter.com/E4ExDoE2zp
To all the doctors, nurses, carers, GPs, pharmacists, volunteers and other NHS staff working tirelessly to help those affected by #COVID19: thank you.#ClapForOurCarers #ClapForNHS pic.twitter.com/XnaUPJyDoX
— Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) March 26, 2020
You heard about WUHAN only because of #COVID19, but you really need to see how Wuhan is 😍 pic.twitter.com/IqvsOIsb0t
— Sir H͓͓͓̽̽̽E͓͓̽̽N͓̽RY™ (@SirHenryKau) March 26, 2020
.......why would an eye doctor’s office send this shit???? pic.twitter.com/UOaGNHgHz2
— Muffy (@NotHomegworl) March 26, 2020
Lockdown locks!!!! 🤪👍🏼 pic.twitter.com/UgkBJykc1V
— Stephen Graham (@StephenGraham73) March 26, 2020
We've been together for 14 years.
— Jess Kelly 👩🏻💻 (@jesskellynt) March 25, 2020
Lived together for 5 years.
Worked from home together for 2 weeks.
And I still haven't a fucking clue what my boyfriend does for a living.
...something with tech?! 🤷♀️
Recovering today after a 24hr shift on-call yesterday.
— Dr John Cannon 👨🏼⚕️ (@DrJohnCannon) March 22, 2020
Doorbell rings & the neighbours left a care package for me and the wife in our porch, with a lovely thank you card.
Literally started to well up with tears 😢
They even left a note saying p.s. we washed our hands.
Joker : “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos...”
— Gerston Blenman (@GerstonB) March 21, 2020
Also Joker : pic.twitter.com/waE0wnCM5b
Go Asia! We will donate emergency supplies (1.8M masks, 210K test kits, 36K protective suits, plus ventilators & thermometers) to Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Cambodia, Laos, Maldives, Mongolia, Myanmar, Nepal, Pakistan & Sri Lanka. Delivering fast is not easy, but we'll get it done!
— Jack Ma (@JackMa) March 21, 2020
What chance does a virus stand against this? https://t.co/nDTnH5pLz5
— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) March 20, 2020
— Archillect (@archillect) March 19, 2020
Take care, Italy! A Chinese father and his son gave out face masks to garbage collectors working in Chinatown in Milan, Italy. pic.twitter.com/2BjIus2sNa
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) March 19, 2020
Someone living on my mum's street pushed this through her door this morning. Genuinely found it really moving. pic.twitter.com/yXIzCD0Tcu
— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) March 18, 2020
Expats answering back on IG 😍 pic.twitter.com/1gddAZarlL
— Justin Lim 😷 (@hurtingbombz) March 17, 2020
Have a safe trip home, our heroes! 41 medical assistance teams from across the nation are to depart Hubei after the #COVID19 epidemic situation in the province improved. Finally, we can see their faces without masks on! pic.twitter.com/vsPIKlFt48
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) March 17, 2020
Sources are telling me that as early as Monday, Fox News will ask its employees to lie from home.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) March 15, 2020
Academic friends:
— Derek T. Muller (@derektmuller) March 14, 2020
Isaac Newton discovered calculus while in quarantine.
William Shakespeare wrote "King Lear" while in quarantine.
You will learn how to unmute your computer's microphone during a Zoom meeting while in quarantine.
An older woman in front of me demanded her drink get remade because her barista was Asian.
— Eugene Lee Yang (@EugeneLeeYang) March 13, 2020
When I tried to inform her how irrational that request was, she turned and sneered, “are YOU Chinese?”
I replied, “no, but your ugly-ass knockoff purse is.”
Shut your racist asses up.
Sicily has figured out this whole self-isolation thing.#COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic pic.twitter.com/93whPVtQcR
— John Nichols (@NicholsUprising) March 13, 2020
Internet be like...
— Reconsidering Cinema (@coenesqued) March 13, 2020
Airplane! (1980)
Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker pic.twitter.com/y2AkCBhcSv
Gloria Gaynor washing her hands to I Will Survive is the hand washing video I didn’t know I needed pic.twitter.com/3HotD7RsS6
— grant 🧔🏻 (@urdadssidepiece) March 12, 2020
Internet be like...
— Reconsidering Cinema (@coenesqued) March 13, 2020
Airplane! (1980)
Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker pic.twitter.com/y2AkCBhcSv
Gloria Gaynor washing her hands to I Will Survive is the hand washing video I didn’t know I needed pic.twitter.com/3HotD7RsS6
— grant 🧔🏻 (@urdadssidepiece) March 12, 2020
Every night at 6pm, I would give Ollie her treats, pour myself a glass of wine, and sit with her in my arm as I listened to @hammockmusic https://t.co/ZSRyNIzqLZ pic.twitter.com/A152vWg60W
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) March 12, 2020
China on Thur sent the 1st charter flight with nine medical experts and 31 tons of medical supplies to #Italy, including ICU ward equipment, medical protective gears, and antiviral agents, an effort to aid Itay combat #COVID19. #CoronaOutbreak #Pandemic pic.twitter.com/sJ08n1T3MQ
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) March 12, 2020
The corner shop couple delivering 'coronavirus kits' to those in need pic.twitter.com/gCbsW1pr4E
— The Independent (@Independent) March 12, 2020
The debate around identity and protecting gender rights is complicated. People deserve so much better than this kind of flippant disregard. pic.twitter.com/5LLZuIVsQt
— Lisa Nandy (@lisanandy) March 10, 2020
Just had to say goodbye to the sweetest little soul I’ve ever known. RIP Ollie
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) March 10, 2020
July 9th 2003 - March 10th 2020 pic.twitter.com/CwqIuWKRww
Honest to god guys, if I WERE panic buying for a long term apocalypse type scenario, toilet paper wouldn’t even be top 25 on the shopping list.
— Louis Theroux (@louistheroux) March 7, 2020
I love you, @ewarren. Watching you campaign with such bold ideas and even bolder grace, has made me a better women. pic.twitter.com/czZcyDPMnl
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) March 5, 2020
As coronavirus panic buying causes a toilet roll shortage in Australia, the first Red Cross supplies arrive in Sydney: pic.twitter.com/uqKZg5q1Sy
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 4, 2020
Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus.
— Nathaniel Stinnett (@NCStinn) March 4, 2020
People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life.
Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work.
People: No way.
Animals absolutely know how to express love! 💕🐶🐮🐱🐔🦆🐒 pic.twitter.com/eNINOuxNjk
— Kia Zolgharnain⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@Kiaz19) March 2, 2020
Trump Claims Responsibility For Longest Black History Month In 4 Years https://t.co/UVKx3R3m2u pic.twitter.com/CBx3CDevPY
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 29, 2020