Get ye a man who can do both http://pic.twitter.com/0LCBviw3iL
— Kathy Burke (@KathyBurke) March 24, 2016
via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie
Get ye a man who can do both http://pic.twitter.com/0LCBviw3iL
— Kathy Burke (@KathyBurke) March 24, 2016
Get ye a man who can do both http://pic.twitter.com/0LCBviw3iL
— Kathy Burke (@KathyBurke) March 24, 2016
Why would spell check change sweeping into sweetie. Is there some zen lunatic in charge?
— Eric Idle (@EricIdle) March 24, 2016
Watch the @POTUS and @FLOTUS tango in the night in Argentina https://t.co/JJMndlNsU0
— Twitter Moments (@TwitterMoments) March 24, 2016
How many of #HongKong's districts have you visited? Explore them with the Insider's Guide: https://t.co/TiT4Rg7qyv http://pic.twitter.com/uVdQDEGgsw
— Hong Kong (@discoverhk) March 23, 2016
Never too old to hug your mommy. Before my trip this summer. http://pic.twitter.com/xGLEpfselG
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) March 23, 2016
We’re investing $25 million to reduce immigration processing times and make family reunification a priority in #Budget2016.
— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) March 22, 2016
A message from #belgium http://pic.twitter.com/irMJDUmo45
— Jesse Willems (@JesseWillems) March 22, 2016
Perhaps offer your condolences first before trying to score political points. And Brussels is STILL beautiful. https://t.co/uRzof7v2KV
— My Daughter's Army (@MyDaughtersArmy) March 22, 2016
Leaders are not responsible for the results. Leaders are responsible for the people who are responsible for the results.
— Simon Sinek (@simonsinek) March 22, 2016
World's Largest Collection of Trolls #TwitterIn5Words @midnight http://pic.twitter.com/s0boBvMuSI
— NickG (@sub150run) March 22, 2016
Raise your words not your voice..... http://pic.twitter.com/lsI0gBuvDP
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) March 22, 2016
Slight delay on newsy tweet. This current tweet is meant to amuse you while you wait for the main tweet.
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) March 21, 2016
Our quote of the day is from the American writer and philosopher Henry David Thoreau http://pic.twitter.com/UwWRhBt3kM
— The Economist (@EconEurope) March 21, 2016
Anything
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 21, 2016
can be a poem
if you just
keep hitting enter
whilst writing
a sentence#WorldPoetryDay
Stunning pic! RT @TravelRisks Early morning jog on Peak Trail, #HongKong. Beautiful #sunrise over the city. http://pic.twitter.com/0uWrp1im2m
— Hong Kong (@discoverhk) March 21, 2016
http://pic.twitter.com/CtqhXA1UJz
— Joe (@goulcher) March 21, 2016
Some airlines take customers' tweets more seriously than others https://t.co/SfRHA1sK7A http://pic.twitter.com/gzGMjLwuni
— The Economist (@TheEconomist) March 21, 2016
Aww... http://pic.twitter.com/VVsXgSpYxN
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) March 21, 2016
"If you focus on what you left behind, you will never see what lies ahead!" http://pic.twitter.com/csSamSlEBX
— Disney•Pixar (@DisneyPixar) March 20, 2016
Thank you for all of the birthday well wishes you really know how to make gal feel good! http://pic.twitter.com/YIy3oXVJA1
— Queen Latifah (@IAMQUEENLATIFAH) March 19, 2016
I'm on a gluten spree diet.
— Devin Siebold (@DevinSiebold) March 18, 2016
The plural of Guinness is Guinneese don't at me
— joe (@sad_tree) March 18, 2016
had to go to a funeral yesterday. i really fucken hate funerals. takes up most of the day. besides i can always remarry
— Micheal Caine (@mikealfredcaine) March 17, 2016
I made a robot to help me argue on the internet http://pic.twitter.com/NxpXhk0NMM
— Simone Giertz (@SimoneGiertz) March 16, 2016
Today I learned that raspberries make great Lego Afros. http://pic.twitter.com/VUPtIoCoLA
— Kris Jenkins (@krisajenkins) March 16, 2016
It's that simple! Don't forget it! #getlost #skate #bathtub #relax #thelostexplorer #explo… https://t.co/U4oZAuXUvh http://pic.twitter.com/qke2NoencX
— David de Rothschild (@DRexplore) March 15, 2016
Kowloon, Hong Kong. #pics #traveling #vacation http://pic.twitter.com/pLk2XAB6QY
— Missederve (@Missederve) March 14, 2016
How Tim Robbins has cut reoffending rates https://t.co/d7TmHi8CLx http://pic.twitter.com/yrNsrWXCEt
— BBC News Magazine (@BBCNewsMagazine) March 14, 2016
Passing through thick ‘aurora soup’ today! #Principia #aurora https://t.co/SU85yM1FM4 http://pic.twitter.com/zR4ijDWWea
— Tim Peake (@astro_timpeake) March 7, 2016
http://pic.twitter.com/ztBzNNXf4X
— Eddie Izzard (@eddieizzard) March 11, 2016
#crufts2016
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 10, 2016
Here's a handy guide to some of the dogs that will be there. http://pic.twitter.com/YjdBEDnkEi
My first #rain on #Earth! Great end to a full day of post-flight tests @NASA_Johnson. I missed weather. #YearInSpace http://pic.twitter.com/7FN4ptstY2
— Scott Kelly (@StationCDRKelly) March 8, 2016
@ryanducie @kishcha @stevtay 10 Amazing Things To Do in Hong Kong If you haven't already :) https://t.co/q4AUEJ6CZl
— SusanN (@Miss_SMN) March 6, 2016
Good insight here. Everyone, stop talking about this guy! https://t.co/31unfs2JdX
— Tim O'Reilly (@timoreilly) March 6, 2016
What would you do when you first got home after spending a #YearInSpace? Here's what @StationCDRKelly did! #GIFparty http://pic.twitter.com/bH82lWn99P
— Intl. Space Station (@Space_Station) March 3, 2016
"I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves"
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 3, 2016
You thought wrong
The world of tomorrow exists today - at a robot hotel in Japan https://t.co/WMnq4fOhy8 https://t.co/FBf7XflrIv
— WIRED (@WIRED) March 3, 2016
To recline or not to recline? That is the question. https://t.co/ibX3dOiZqP http://pic.twitter.com/Cl9A3qgXlN
— Condé Nast Traveler (@CNTraveler) March 2, 2016
1 week old today #230216 #baby #pisces #parents #sleeplessnights #itsallgoodthough #love #heart https://t.co/AEGArH3SCp
— Dimitri Gaucher (@DimitriGaucher) March 1, 2016
This is what happens when you tell Starbucks your name is Beyonce https://t.co/m6WXp9fhWT http://pic.twitter.com/nXIP1rJIO1
— indy100 (@indy100) March 1, 2016
i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the "i'm not a robot" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain
— morenike ⚡️ (@moren1ke) February 27, 2016
*flies in on private jet*
— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyo_sexwhale) February 29, 2016
'I want to talk about climate change...'
Lots of selfies today in Florida, and one nosie. #ImWithHer http://pic.twitter.com/leQtb2nKJE
— Bill Clinton (@billclinton) February 29, 2016
Which country has the worst air pollution? Clue: it's not #China https://t.co/FmkE9EKTea #environment http://pic.twitter.com/e4Q793SHKA
— World Economic Forum (@wef) February 26, 2016
Wasnt there a time when presidents were the best & brightest of their country? Look now at what could be. #GOPDebate http://pic.twitter.com/TxEAaMBQV9
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) February 26, 2016
Queen Elizabeth II firing a British L85 battle rifle in Surrey, England. 1993. http://pic.twitter.com/n1FN6Hq4Fd
— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) February 26, 2016
Learning to eat noodles. With Kikkoman. And chop sticks. In a white shirt. Rookie mistake. http://pic.twitter.com/pf6xX8QtjL
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) February 25, 2016
View from @NATSPressOffice @HeathrowAirport control tower at sunrise this morning. http://pic.twitter.com/4WlGx10f6n
— Adam Spink (@adamspink) February 24, 2016
Stick to take aways https://t.co/Wpbt7XyOv6
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 22, 2016
Young Meryl Streep (1979) http://pic.twitter.com/eLUDvEiBCX
— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) February 19, 2016
reminder that before mirrors were invented you had to paint a picture of yourself if u wanted to check your earring http://pic.twitter.com/aOEMLRmfMF
— Ben Cohen (@UniqueDude2) February 17, 2016
What people think England is like vs what it's really like http://pic.twitter.com/NZRShNFkle
— Joe (@goulcher) February 14, 2016
@feminismvibes Here's my sprit animal. We often go on vision quests together. http://pic.twitter.com/ahUX3CW5DK
— Rebel Soul (@JaimeMilne) February 18, 2016
Flight of the Conchords (@fotc) are set to reunite for the first time in 3 years https://t.co/w0Pl0Xe2Af http://pic.twitter.com/8LnXkBMgnu
— NME (@NME) February 18, 2016
They see me Rowlin'
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 17, 2016
They hatin' https://t.co/dfiqou7vpD
'Donald Trump will not be president' https://t.co/SP9cvhLSwk : Whatever your political leanings, boy, does Obama have gravitas and dignity.
— Monty Don (@TheMontyDon) February 17, 2016
It's 7am here and the wine tours don't start until 11 what's this shit
— henry (@harryhenrysmall) February 17, 2016
Many Britons think they pay too much into the EU budget. Really? https://t.co/UQygg65OM9 http://pic.twitter.com/34m4zLYABi
— The Economist (@TheEconomist) February 16, 2016
Is there a way to permanently mute any mention of Kanye West from my Twitter stream? And Trump, whilst we're at it.
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) February 15, 2016
@ryanducie Just read a few @_FloridaMan tweets to take your mind off of the other Twitter noise when it all becomes too much
— James Slusser (@jslusser) February 15, 2016
There is a certain type of mind that is excited by this black holes malarkey. Not mine.
— Monty Don (@TheMontyDon) February 12, 2016
Jordan's government has so far paid only lip service to reform. Real change is needed https://t.co/TMbslVJS6A http://pic.twitter.com/icDp3HnCMS
— The Economist (@TheEconomist) February 12, 2016
*tickles friday under its chin*
— cluedont (@cluedont) February 5, 2016
These hackers made an undetectable MacBook Virus. So Apple hired them: https://t.co/ULSvOo3RJC http://pic.twitter.com/AQvCD8PZmG
— Slate (@Slate) February 4, 2016
Studies show that women don't give a shit. https://t.co/Z4lDOTT79x
— Lex (@TalontedLex) February 3, 2016
Dutch police train eagles to tackle drones: https://t.co/OsK4cARCN2 http://pic.twitter.com/CGxTMZEXZ3
— Motherboard (@motherboard) February 1, 2016
Girl who accidentally dressed like a hotel is your new fashion icon: https://t.co/OADzMePjAd http://pic.twitter.com/pi91p4FouT
— Mashable (@mashable) January 31, 2016
Her dad taught her to drive in the desert. Meet Saudi's driving activist @LoujainHathloul https://t.co/xyefuiTnzT http://pic.twitter.com/vSU80875Yy
— The Economist (@TheEconomist) January 31, 2016
I think it's a little much @elijahwood http://pic.twitter.com/yrXd7JOlW3
— Janna Roloff (@jannaroloff) January 31, 2016
I think it's a little much @elijahwood http://pic.twitter.com/yrXd7JOlW3
— Janna Roloff (@jannaroloff) January 31, 2016
Jumping out of my Maria Callas Coat! Sophie, me, and two gorgeous waifs channeling the 70's for Marc Jacobs, SS2016. http://pic.twitter.com/OydJWyvP7B
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) January 29, 2016
Best of Davos: Top quotes on the global economy from #Davos https://t.co/3MfRhJuejN #wef http://pic.twitter.com/QIja499Yaf
— World Economic Forum (@wef) January 29, 2016
It's now cheaper to travel from Sheffield to Essex via Berlin https://t.co/m0MzBSh4Yx http://pic.twitter.com/oH58yGcboV
— ShortList Magazine (@ShortList) January 28, 2016
Made me laugh. http://pic.twitter.com/Mq4PDdRzVw
— Liz Buckley (@liz_buckley) January 25, 2016
Travel luggage-free with DUFL. Pack from your DUFL app in less than 2 minutes and we’ll take care of the rest!
— DUFL (@dufl) January 12, 2016
Living near a pub makes you happier https://t.co/91EQYsxZiB http://pic.twitter.com/UuVmH0W7O0
— i100 (@thei100) January 25, 2016
EnVogue 1988 and 26 years later. http://pic.twitter.com/Ca1oBQkcDb
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) January 24, 2016
The performance review is insulting, ineffective, and outdated. Let it die. https://t.co/fw8aZtovzl http://pic.twitter.com/oRvUr2tOZp
— Slate (@Slate) January 24, 2016
Thank you #London for welcoming us back for the weekend! :-) #tourist #piccadilly #art http://pic.twitter.com/KvrBG50sv2
— Stephan Croix (@StephanCroix) January 23, 2016
Sunrise from space. #spacevine https://t.co/SJPt0dGOCb
— Tim Peake (@astro_timpeake) January 21, 2016
when u are trying to close twitter to go to bed but http://pic.twitter.com/e3x5RSCheF
— darth™ (@darth) January 22, 2016
I remain convinced that William Carlos Williams only ever intended this to be a post-it note. http://pic.twitter.com/iBtdyMmGbl
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 21, 2016
WHEN THE LAST TRIP JUST WASN'T ENOUGH #travel #success #happiness #universe #freedom #wanderlust #beach #holiday http://pic.twitter.com/HvR7ScpYdc
— Dear Wanderlust (@DearWanderlust) January 19, 2016
This Hotel's Awesome Pet Policy https://t.co/iz1AmdXxFG http://pic.twitter.com/RSlui06G1h
— neatorama (@neatorama) January 19, 2016
“the #1 principle of simplicity is the removal off all things that are not absolutely necessary” https://t.co/1921VmNwcf @gerrymcgovern
— Henneke Duistermaat (@HennekeD) January 19, 2016
Nellie Belly http://pic.twitter.com/6L2vqO5Hre
— Monty Don (@TheMontyDon) January 18, 2016
A bank robbery? Nope, just buying coffee and groceries in Caracas https://t.co/DA7zKhAZV9 by @caseysjournal http://pic.twitter.com/ZCnhKIrowT
— New York Times World (@nytimesworld) January 16, 2016
Toronto turns its lifeguard stations into magical winter beach sculptures: https://t.co/k6ycfX8TXt http://pic.twitter.com/5ZTvWmjd9Q
— Slate (@Slate) January 14, 2016
Experts: Majority of economists don’t see recession in the cards. But the majority of economists are usually wrong. https://t.co/CwAnKvSSre
— Gerry McGovern (@gerrymcgovern) January 12, 2016
Long distance is no match for this adorable couple https://t.co/WAY33d5fxq http://pic.twitter.com/dhpXmwaIdj
— Mashable (@mashable) January 13, 2016
Anne Frank's diary may be entering the public domain. For you millennials, a "diary" is sort of like a Twitter account with only 1 follower.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) January 8, 2016
Anne Frank's diary may be entering the public domain. For you millennials, a "diary" is sort of like a Twitter account with only 1 follower.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) January 8, 2016
How are those resolutions coming? Discuss over cocktails at Staytion. https://t.co/qMMljnTlMD #TGIF http://pic.twitter.com/6pFfW356Ci
— Renaissance Chicago (@renaissancechi) January 8, 2016
For moi, there's no such thing as casual Friday. http://pic.twitter.com/oNwW22Q1Ld
— Miss Piggy (@MissPiggy) January 8, 2016
L.A.-based architect envisions a workspace atop London that frees up commutes https://t.co/QcxA78xaPM http://pic.twitter.com/DqSvFzRscZ
— PSFK (@PSFK) January 8, 2016
Every six months the EU Council gets a new president. This is a recipe for dysfunction https://t.co/oAjYX0UFHG http://pic.twitter.com/V0n4PSHhds
— The Economist (@EconEurope) January 7, 2016
Handy flowchart for anyone with a ‘hoverboard’ https://t.co/7vdmaUaftL http://pic.twitter.com/Bmik8IyBow
— Maarten Verkoren (@verkoren) January 7, 2016
Our Generation... http://pic.twitter.com/88VQKykkEN
— Fascinating Pictures (@Fascinatingpics) January 2, 2016
This just appeared over our home. My wife faked me out that she did it. So cute! http://pic.twitter.com/GZ0VYScYWe
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) January 1, 2016