Every job ad goes on about how hard the thing is and how much of an expert you need to be. Just once I want to see the term ‘Piece of piss’.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) July 6, 2015
via Twitter https://twitter.com/OwensDamien
Every job ad goes on about how hard the thing is and how much of an expert you need to be. Just once I want to see the term ‘Piece of piss’.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) July 6, 2015
I'm a fan of sunrises and sunsets, from any altitude! http://pic.twitter.com/WhW5rzR5Fj
— Terry W. Virts (@AstroTerry) July 6, 2015
All government spending comes out of profit or wages paid by capitalists. To be anti-capitalist is to be anti-wage.
— Wish I Said That (@BestZingers) July 6, 2015
Greece. The inevitable poster. (done for @huffpostukcom) http://t.co/7ipgBvpAFE http://pic.twitter.com/u6ePyALdDc
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 6, 2015
Interesting architecture from Brussels Belguim #travel http://pic.twitter.com/SSCYs6iTKY
— sobore (@sobore) July 6, 2015
Because Monday. http://pic.twitter.com/m8To9bh3PE
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) July 6, 2015
This slide by @lawrenceweber potentially represents the biggest challenge agencies face today #innovationstories http://pic.twitter.com/OXCsch3Rqg
— Daniele Fiandaca (@yellif) July 6, 2015
Blade Runner was set in 2019, 4 years from now. This isn't an outtake from the movie — it's the real Beijing. http://pic.twitter.com/8Gxu3kOUtS
— Brent Toderian (@BrentToderian) July 5, 2015
#pics #traveling #vacation http://pic.twitter.com/Oh6pfZsGWC
— Missederve (@Missederve) July 6, 2015
Which is the most bike-friendly city in the world? http://t.co/uFr3KSUZYX #cycling #transport #cities http://pic.twitter.com/Lcjr4kiwdw
— World Economic Forum (@wef) July 5, 2015
If I was German, I'd be wondering when I was going to get my vote on what to offer the Greeks
— Andrew Palmer (@palmerandrew) July 5, 2015
Solar patio umbrellas that automatically tilt to face the sun.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) July 3, 2015
Nigel Farage's speeches are a lot more interesting when you add unnecessary censorship: http://t.co/DkvAEBQvuM http://pic.twitter.com/j0jbPL0L9M
— HuffPost UK Comedy (@HuffPostUKCom) July 3, 2015
Saudi Prince to donate £20bn fortune to good causes. In unrelated news, ISIS relaunches as a charity.
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) July 2, 2015
Visit #PregnancyForAll For support, advice or just to chat about transpregnancy. You are not alone. http://pic.twitter.com/V17ePdl77b
— Godfrey Elfwick (@GodfreyElfwick) July 2, 2015
Wish Larry David a happy birthday by replying with your favorite of his shows! http://pic.twitter.com/OegTRsfxgG
— Culturalist (@Culturalist) July 2, 2015
Disappearing tree trunk. http://pic.twitter.com/soRjPLVrFd
— Illusion (@Way_Things_Work) July 1, 2015
This trade deal is "as big a blow to our rights and freedom as the Trans-Pacific Partnership." http://t.co/eKuXYUTb02 http://pic.twitter.com/C0NRMDO7Ij
— The New Republic (@tnr) July 2, 2015
Woman Gets Lost in Woods, Gives Birth, Fights off Bees, and Survives on Apples for 3 Days http://t.co/NpvGXRTK0b http://pic.twitter.com/tG8FXKAxXN
— DCHomos (@DCHomos) July 2, 2015
Have an epic summer. https://t.co/tFbcNLHWzj http://pic.twitter.com/S8Vl1aA9N8
— YouTube (@YouTube) July 2, 2015
I'm quite gifted at perspiring.
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) July 1, 2015
I don’t understand people who say ‘I like a challenge’. Personally, I like a walk-over. See also: ‘I like to be busy.’
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) July 1, 2015
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— Jaap Bertens (@Jaap_Bertens) June 30, 2015
Incredible Images from National Geographic's Traveler #Photo Contest http://t.co/ZwohiJxYot http://pic.twitter.com/PEs1tzmzOg
— Sean Gardner (@2morrowknight) July 1, 2015
Our sellers in California☀️ can now pay their employees through Square…instantly! Easy payroll for hourly businesses: http://t.co/HCyP0KEKb0
— Jack (@jack) June 30, 2015
@ryanducie therapeutic listening is overrated ... Macerated berries underrated ... Enjoy
— KarinDeBruyn (@blissbohemian) June 29, 2015
Sometimes Bart just understands. Instead of all that empathy and 'listening' mumbo jumbo, he makes me a cocktail. http://pic.twitter.com/TIGBzvLyZN
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 29, 2015
Wembley is very cool these days -this is brilliant -Big Screen Tennis and Films - free -on a deckchair @Wembley_Park http://pic.twitter.com/Cc6Aitbvw0
— Tim-A-Roberts (@Tim_A_Roberts) June 29, 2015
Robert Redford and Barbra Streisand. http://pic.twitter.com/9f9vhHZ9m7
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) June 29, 2015
Rooting for Greece. The rich guys, it seems, are being bullies. https://t.co/grXuNIAeRO
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 28, 2015
Excellent shot taken by the Captain! Have you seen us recently? In which country? #EtihadCrew #CabinCrew #Crewlife http://pic.twitter.com/IY3z8ak4ue
— Etihad Airways (@EtihadAirways) June 28, 2015
We've been faced with the insistence, namely by the IMF, that we water down our proposals for taxing the wealthy. #Greece #vouli
— Alexis Tsipras (@tsipras_eu) June 27, 2015
Director Peter Bogdanovich explains why he never reads the bad reviews http://t.co/2hkl92EgFh http://pic.twitter.com/sTxujfZmgB
— The Economist (@EconEurope) June 28, 2015
Always thinking. Spoke their thoughts. Those are the people I miss.
— Harold Pinter-Quotes (@Pinter_Quotes) June 28, 2015
The real star of Kanye West's Glastonbury set? The BBC subtitles team http://t.co/YxdpuZe0R3 http://pic.twitter.com/Ynlpnjps4a
— i100 (@thei100) June 28, 2015
The bees are loving life at @RHSWisley - alliums being a particular favourite! http://pic.twitter.com/9PhMFu3kpq
— The RHS (@The_RHS) June 26, 2015
This Mom Let Her 3-Year-Old Dress Her For A Week & The Results Are Fabulous! http://t.co/KjMRhU375x http://pic.twitter.com/hZW4nVwUeq
— deveoh.com (@deveoh) June 26, 2015
Damn no #UberCopter available right now I could use a helicopter transfer to the airport right now http://pic.twitter.com/KauEt585JO
— Dimitri Gaucher (@DimitriGaucher) June 26, 2015
The person who named the fly really excelled themselves didn't they.
— cluedont (@cluedont) June 26, 2015
Life's too short to be holding onto old grudges http://pic.twitter.com/xmuk0KvERd
— TV Secrets (@TV_Exposed) June 26, 2015
#tbt #LCBtbt https://t.co/p5jiukZewP http://pic.twitter.com/PiAjo5Q44O
— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) June 26, 2015
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
— Ellis Wondery (@EllisWondery) June 25, 2015
Why are men still so bad at making friends? http://t.co/V8cEjPqWtU http://pic.twitter.com/6D4JCXoJxY
— VICE (@VICE) June 26, 2015
Why are men still so bad at making friends? http://t.co/V8cEjPqWtU http://pic.twitter.com/6D4JCXoJxY
— VICE (@VICE) June 26, 2015
This Sunday, in a very special programme, President Barack Obama interviews Sir David Attenborough on @BBCOne. http://pic.twitter.com/w783Amm3mP
— BBC One (@BBCOne) June 25, 2015
#motivational #quote of the day. http://t.co/4k01ISj6HQ http://pic.twitter.com/YqRrdZeGGu
— Miel Van Opstal (@Coolz0r) June 25, 2015
If Europe isn’t careful, David Cameron will totally isolate it from Britain.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 25, 2015
I've a feeling today won't be like most other Thursdays. X
— Jkcorden (@JKCorden) June 25, 2015
Tracey Emin, eat your heart out. http://pic.twitter.com/Cf1MBbNdeh
— Laura Tannenbaum (@IamLauraT) June 24, 2015
The 50 best travel films of the past 50 years http://t.co/L4B7eLfQoH http://pic.twitter.com/pblgXPkyFj
— Condé Nast Traveler (@CNTraveler) June 24, 2015
The kindness of strangers. http://pic.twitter.com/j5MsBDIZBu
— Ian Rankin (@Beathhigh) June 24, 2015
@Tanguy_Ottomer Uw doppelgänger? Groetjes uit Berlin. http://pic.twitter.com/QRwn17XsDu
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 23, 2015
Sense8 co-creator J. Michael Straczynski on the logistics of filming a global story http://t.co/tHwkgGsYtd http://pic.twitter.com/NooiOr6Ewm
— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) June 23, 2015
Diagnosis positive: I'm definitely allergic to micro-management. Euro millions lotto, frontal lobotomy or beer only known cures. What to do?
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 22, 2015
@ryanducie start with the beer
— Thomas Flindt (@THFBahrain) June 22, 2015
"And in preparation for takeoff we'd like to ask you to pretend to put your phones in airplane mode."
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) June 21, 2015
“If you’re bored, you’re doing something wrong.” -Richard Dawkins http://pic.twitter.com/HekkrJc7Lk
— Fascinating Pictures (@Fascinatingpics) June 21, 2015
Anyone see the problem here? http://pic.twitter.com/Irm1aGmYnS
— You had one job (@_youhadonejob) June 19, 2015
3 ways to end #Africa’s #energy shortages http://t.co/QDqtkelXeJ @Solar_Sister @schwabfound #socent http://pic.twitter.com/6p6Kn04NPI
— World Economic Forum (@wef) June 19, 2015
autocorrect's changing of 'hay-fever' to 'gay-fever' in a work email has caused a few issues today.
— Tom (@cakesthebrain) June 19, 2015
New York. http://pic.twitter.com/xcjmMOrI5r
— Christine Espinoza (@Christy1444) June 19, 2015
Can't see the haters. http://pic.twitter.com/4aXjL9C9WK
— Fascinating Pictures (@Fascinatingpics) June 18, 2015
Look who is here #chefs @wdoha #Doha #QatarFoodBlogger #ratatouille #Disney #Pixar Aka Jacob Hermansen 😎 http://pic.twitter.com/WexlmNke01
— Mads Wolff (@chefmads) June 18, 2015
Republican politicians telling the Pope to “leave science to the scientists” has to be the most unintentionally ironic thing ever said.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) June 18, 2015
The choice is yours. http://pic.twitter.com/TfYDHbjImn
— Powerful Pictures (@Powerful_Pics) June 18, 2015
So zookeepers are recreating Chris Pratt's #JurassicWorld pose, I rounded up my faves: http://t.co/WxKuKKyD0b RT plz? http://pic.twitter.com/wAZ9GV2Idu
— michelle buchman (@michelledeidre) June 17, 2015
if I were a superhero, I'd be 'tiredman'.
— Tom (@cakesthebrain) June 18, 2015
http://pic.twitter.com/kG5GS4JYEF
— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) June 18, 2015
Well played, Barnes & Noble. Well played. http://pic.twitter.com/MmcjPYJOHd
— You had one job (@_youhadonejob) June 18, 2015
Not everything is a "hack" http://t.co/8IDt98B2xT http://pic.twitter.com/1KZVKR8K5Y
— VICE (@VICE) June 17, 2015
Using the cc field in email is like talking loudly on your phone in a packed train. Everyone hears you. But they also think you're a jerk.
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 17, 2015
Hey sales people. If someone expresses a slight interest in something, why not call them daily to slowly diminish that interest? Oh. You do.
— cluedont (@cluedont) June 17, 2015
Cute touch in the loo-vre of the Eurostar puffer. Chuckle. http://pic.twitter.com/3K2BvWbAfc
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 17, 2015
Cute touch in the loo-vre of the Eurostar puffer. Chuckle. http://t.co/X0xfDJaSsU
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 17, 2015
Exploring France: 5 Off the Beaten Path Adventures http://t.co/pjuvbLNtMW #travel #adventure http://pic.twitter.com/z6yHzIGRM0
— Ronald Robbins (@ActPlanetTravel) June 16, 2015
“Secret of Happiness” http://pic.twitter.com/qX0qcThcOp
— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) June 16, 2015
If someone says they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and be like, to be clear, do you know how reading works
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) June 16, 2015
Would be cool if one day newspapers and news stations would be like "There's no news today". Because sometimes they really talk crap, no?
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 16, 2015
Knowing they were used to make clothing, flour companies during the Depression printed the sacks with floral designs. http://pic.twitter.com/06oTw2x5VL
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) June 15, 2015
Sometimes all you need is sweetpeas @higgledygarden #britishflowers #BritishFlowersWeek http://pic.twitter.com/ygAk3REXaT
— Caroline (@carolinef1972) June 15, 2015
SpaceX/Tesla will also do a reference pod to be shown after the @Hyperloop competition. Bonus for all racing teams that exceed reference.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 15, 2015
A Jewish guy and a Palestinian guy actually smiling and enjoying each other's company. It can happen!! http://pic.twitter.com/RqvAGryHyN
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) June 15, 2015
I went drinking at dawn with builders, butchers, doctors, and the rest of the night shift: http://t.co/WEyl1Qm7Q5 http://pic.twitter.com/etTVjXWRYY
— VICE (@VICE) June 12, 2015
"We prepare for people's worst days." http://pic.twitter.com/KUFVl38JWp
— Brandon Stanton (@humansofny) June 12, 2015
De moeder van Twitter interim CEO @jack, niet blij met zijn baard https://t.co/5kTHPVVuVo
— Roeland Roovers (@r0eland) June 12, 2015
There's an inherent lie in the marketing promise of secret socks, don't you think?
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 12, 2015
Please tell me it was called InSepption… https://t.co/ThaHPPtPft
— Dave Gilson (@daudig) June 11, 2015
These Tattooed Seniors Answer The Question To How Your Tats Will Look With Age http://t.co/9akeaOcCrh http://pic.twitter.com/4ndEpU6sUn
— deveoh.com (@deveoh) June 11, 2015
Watching Beauty and the Beast with my little girls. It’s all about how looks don’t matter when you’ve got a castle.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) June 11, 2015
Watching Beauty and the Beast with my little girls. It’s all about how looks don’t matter when you’ve got a castle.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) June 11, 2015
21 Game-Changing Hacks Every Traveler Should Know: Travel hacks? Bring 'em on. This graphic breaks down those... http://t.co/SkMwkhKOOp
— EraseMeNot (@EraseMeNot) June 11, 2015
Vehicle periscope that lets you see over the Chevy Suburban turning at the same intersection and blocking your view of traffic.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 11, 2015
A brand's sustainability efforts should always include not wasting people's time.
— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) June 11, 2015
@NMBS thanks ^GT. G&T for us both later.
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 11, 2015
Hey @nmbs. Your app says I arrived in Tielen. Yet I am still delayed in Herentals. Have you invented time travel? http://pic.twitter.com/u8wxJ9Ndkd
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 11, 2015
Blood Donors in Sweden Are Notified Every Time Their Blood is Used — http://t.co/5aTygNl1sE http://pic.twitter.com/30IW3fcesa
— Mental Floss (@mental_floss) June 11, 2015
16 on-point responses from female scientists to Nobel winner's sexist comments: http://t.co/JXBPPvnLOr http://pic.twitter.com/7h7wBW4kI7
— Mashable (@mashable) June 11, 2015
Loving the sunshine http://pic.twitter.com/4pMnTXQyhB
— Herdwick Shepherd (@herdyshepherd1) June 11, 2015
My ride back to Earth today. http://pic.twitter.com/31hqjY4Vve
— Terry W. Virts (@AstroTerry) June 11, 2015
Gratitude is the foundation of the service of God- Rabbi Bachya Ibn Paquda To both God and to other people, don't put it off.
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) June 11, 2015