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How bout you start by using a <title> tag first http://ift.tt/11v4ZOC

— Paul Stamatiou (@Stammy) November 17, 2014

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KLM and Airbnb convert jet into pop-up hotel room http://t.co/MxbbFOMAFn via @DailyMailUK #airlinemarketing http://ift.tt/1GV8f62

— airlinetrends•com (@airlinetrends) November 14, 2014

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If the word "platitude" doesn't mean platypus attitude then seriously what the hell

— Shawn (@CakeThrottle) November 9, 2014

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I hope Branson doesn't give up on space tourism. We need pathfinders and adventurers. What are we left with otherwise? Fucking X Factor?!

— Dan Oliver (@danoliver) November 12, 2014

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Delighted with the tech industry’s new obsession with monitoring my many physical activities. It was hell trying to keep track on my own.

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1kRi7oJ

Chuckle.

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Funny to read how big banks are setting aside cash in case of litigation. Like "We know we're crooks. Let's see if anyone else notices."

Funny to read how big banks are setting aside cash in case of litigation. Like "We know we're crooks. Let's see if anyone else notices."

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) November 10, 2014

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‘Served with chips’ used to signify something, dammit. Now it means ‘Enjoy your six potato slabs done up like a game of fucking Jenga’.

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 4, 2014

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Waiting for the choo choo.

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Met Office unveils £97m machine that is 13 times more efficient than current equipment. http://ift.tt/ZXbwA0

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) October 28, 2014

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"Take care of your thoughts when you are alone" and "take care of your words when you are with people" /via @abucoda @EemaniTweets

— donotfold (@donotfold) October 28, 2014

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Two boys in Kenya making a trade http://ift.tt/12aVUL0

— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) October 22, 2014

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Never feeling more terrified than when someone asks if they can "have a quick chat"

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 22, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1aan7Ah

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Strong winds, and I’m very worried about the trees in my garden. They weren’t there yesterday.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) October 21, 2014

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Your man on the train took his ear phones out and started READING A FECKING BOOK! Me, I am drinking a beer, writing to you.

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Summer Resistance, there.

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Sunrise taken from @TheShardLondon. Mini heatwave starts here, it's supposed to reach 20c today. @liamdutton @se1 http://ift.tt/1wOPpqj

— Andrew Potter (@AndrewPotterNZ) October 17, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1wOPn1z

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"It's not a question of how often you're right.
It's a question of when you're right, how right you are."
-@pmarca on VC

— Paul Stamatiou (@Stammy) October 17, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/Y6Oqpd

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Unique perspective of an #ISS solar array from today’s #spacewalk http://ift.tt/ZuGkI9

— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) October 15, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fpeGNf

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"There is only one valuable thing in art: the thing you cannot explain." - Georges Braque #ArtistQuotes http://ift.tt/1yCc0ul

— Saatchi Gallery (@saatchi_gallery) October 15, 2014

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Watched #TheApprentice last night? A management prof shares his honest opinion on the series: http://t.co/1EdPTytybp http://ift.tt/1yCbZqi

— The Conversation (@ConversationUK) October 15, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1h9No1l

"It doesn't matter how many "resources" you have if you don't know how to use them. http://t.co/AdzN3eZwIu” RT @thereaIbanksy

"It doesn't matter how many "resources" you have if you don't know how to use them. http://ift.tt/1sK61kQ” RT @thereaIbanksy

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) October 15, 2014

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RELEASE THE GITS #TheApprentice

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 14, 2014

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@Lapresidenta thank you for Harry! And your note. Harry is now a welcome member of the family xxx http://t.co/L0UZga21Rc

@Lapresidenta thank you for Harry! And your note. Harry is now a welcome member of the family xxx http://ift.tt/1wnKFYr

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) October 12, 2014

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"It is better to be kind than right." - Wayne Dyer

— Great Minds Quotes (@GreatestQuotes) October 10, 2014

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No longer teenage. The mutants grew up so darn fast.

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A view from above a rainbow thanks to #AviationGeek. Have you ever flown above a rainbow on an #Etihad flight?#AVGeek http://ift.tt/1uG9qAM

— Etihad Airways (@EtihadAirways) October 9, 2014

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"Dude, go for drinks?"
*I travel to 45 minutes into the future and see myself fighting a lawn flamingo and puking in a mailbox*
Yeah I'm in

— Blank. (@sarcasm_inc) October 1, 2014

via Twitter https://twitter.com/sarcasm_inc

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If Batman has the Bat Signal, did they just use a laser pointer to summon Catwoman?

— Devin Siebold (@DevinSiebold) October 8, 2014

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.@BorowitzReport: An Ohio man has become infected with misinformation about Ebola through contact with cable news http://t.co/GKRhBfUTwe

— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) October 8, 2014

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To ease the pain of losing a pitch for political reasons, consider what you would have endured had you won.

— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) October 7, 2014

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ie. 'In astronomic terms, I am incredibly close to completing my book'

— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) October 7, 2014

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So the asteroid 'close' to hitting Earth missed us by 17,000 miles.
Mmm. I might start describing things more often in astronomic terms

— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) October 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jDEOIS

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15 signs made funnier with vanadlism https://t.co/YysUzwxWAS

— Human Beings (@HUMANBElNGS) October 7, 2014

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A Halfords lorry with the slogan "we fit" is stuck under a bridge in south-east London. http://t.co/2NajPepEXK http://ift.tt/1uRgz2m

— BBC News England (@BBCEngland) October 6, 2014

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Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward, 1963 http://ift.tt/1sZTKtq

— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) October 6, 2014

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How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music.
How to feel time: write.
How to lose time: Twitter.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 3, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1dQ5xNm

This man is one of the Elders of the village where I live. He doesn't know it.

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Starting to worry how I'm going to make money when I'm not hot enough to model anymore.

— Josh Helfferich (@JoshHelfferich) October 3, 2014

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An invitation to an all-male Republican fundraiser shows how to lose women voters, and fast http://t.co/c2ZQRuAHiD http://ift.tt/1vCiw0z

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) October 3, 2014

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Never forget what matters. http://ift.tt/1rCn7Ri

— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) October 3, 2014

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— Xeni Jardin (@xeni) October 3, 2014

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“Exaggerate the essential, leave the obvious vague.”
― Vincent van Gogh #ArtistQuotes http://ift.tt/1rxTQXS

— Saatchi Gallery (@saatchi_gallery) October 2, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/MyhSQl

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Students made a boat out of potato chip packets to prove there’s too much air in them
http://t.co/2YwmIlu9BH http://ift.tt/1ueXZzG

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) October 2, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/YpTRy3

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The @Marriott VR Travel 4-D Experience w/ @oculus_rift tech is coming to @MHMarquisWDC #GetTeleported 10/2 - 10/5 http://pic.twitter.com/PmiJM5pTSR

— Marriott Marquis DC (@MHMarquisWDC) September 30, 2014

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MHMarquisWDC

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Yes! My favorite season...the colors of Autumn are visible from space...MRT: @GabrielleNYC: http://t.co/WdeG4jumRD http://ift.tt/1pqyoy5 🍂🍁

— Douglas H. Wheelock (@Astro_Wheels) October 1, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fd5Zrc

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"Your brand isn't what you say it is.." #UnSelling http://t.co/Lj8oisIIYy http://ift.tt/1xBSjlV

— Wiley Business Books (@WileyBiz) October 1, 2014

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The European Union is designed to keep its members, not to manage their gradual disintegration http://t.co/JlLSXKhRSw http://ift.tt/1rsKlZY

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) October 1, 2014

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The internet. http://ift.tt/1rH34jF

— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) September 30, 2014

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Sad to see HK protesters resorting to violins. http://ift.tt/1vpZb1H

— Samuel Wade (@samuel_wade) September 29, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jH24Iv

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Cute behind the scenes moment of a BBC Nature documentary! http://t.co/ByTNNlUyxp

— Behind the Scenes (@MakingOfs) September 29, 2014

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This. Is a barbecue. Of Spartans. Heart.

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The Remnants.

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Elena. Fully ISMRPR'ed. And it's only 9 in the morning. #iamISMRPR

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"So. You hate your job. There's a support group for that. It's called 'Everybody'. And they meet in the bar." #georgecarlin

"So. You hate your job. There's a support group for that. It's called 'Everybody'. And they meet in the bar." #georgecarlin

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) September 24, 2014

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Daddy long legs. Mommy no arms. Sister back fat. Cousin shit ears.

— Guy Dangerous (@Lerky) September 23, 2014

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Staffordshire retired police dog fund: Donate http://ift.tt/1mHkEng

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) September 23, 2014

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When I was younger and partied till 5am I would get a hangover. Now, when I party till 5am, I get a cold for a week and a half.

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) September 23, 2014

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Tattoo parlor in the 1920's http://ift.tt/1uBLJai

— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) September 23, 2014

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Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman recently unveiled his giant "Moon Rabbit" at the Dayuan Town Naval Base in Taiwan http://ift.tt/1x5a1Os

— Saatchi Gallery (@saatchi_gallery) September 23, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/MyhSQl

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Is Come Dine With Me like jury duty?

— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) September 22, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1iDo0Bu

Werked from home turf today.

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Accidentally said hi to a guy in the hallway who was saying hi to someone behind me. Won't be talking to another human for at least a decade

— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) September 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/UDCzru

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One day soon my "productive period" is sure to kick in.

— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) September 18, 2014

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Test yourself: Can you describe why someone disagrees with you without faulting either their character or intelligence?- Rabbi Telushkin

— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) September 18, 2014

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“Never interrupt someone doing something you said couldn’t be done.” Amelia Earhart. … http://t.co/o8rZfmbKil

— Bijan Sabet (@bijan) September 18, 2014

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"In five years time at least 50% of all searches are going to be either through images or speech" Baidu's @AndrewYNg http://t.co/9RZGZlGXnl

— FastCoLabs (@FastCoLabs) September 17, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/11QP7zT

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i imagine the hardest part of parenting is having to keep your kids alive all the time

— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 12, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1dCovL9

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"Who won The Voice last year?" would be an impossible password security question.

— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) September 17, 2014

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Dubai is like if a space station and a mall got married

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 16, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/14O7ITM

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Now if only I could blame Apple for the rest of the embarrassing music on my iTunes

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 16, 2014

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This Bistro. Makes you think you're in Paris, but glad you're in Antwerp.

via Instagram

Poor buggers.

via Instagram

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— Rustic Brand (@bytrevor) September 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/X5qVgg

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American POW returning from Vietnam being greeted by family, 1973 http://ift.tt/1CUhAZQ

— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) September 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1cWaUwa

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Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger.

— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) September 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1hfKxnl

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Destructive results of a powerful supernova explosion reveal themselves to @ChandraXRay: http://t.co/ZQUfITH4CG http://ift.tt/1p7oL6n

— NASA (@NASA) September 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/NyX8kp

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They'll never make this iPhone auto-correct work properly now that Steve Jobs is deaf.

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) September 10, 2014

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'Skip ad' appearing over Brussels. Cute.

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Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, sent his astronaut application in a week late. A friend slipped it into the pile.

— Most Wow Facts (@MostWowFacts) September 9, 2014

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Just did crazy Japanese game show called 逆転の法則. I have no idea what happened, but it was awesome http://ift.tt/1tpoxeC

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 9, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/PhfX1H

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@higgledygarden here..... in Liverpool. http://ift.tt/1rsoYTp

— Frances (@FrannyZorbak) September 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1CHKAUm

Only cool in Austria.

via Instagram

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It takes so much courage to acknowledge when something isn't working

— Bijan Sabet (@bijan) September 4, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1cBTm5P

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My favorite views from #space – just past #sunrise over the ocean. http://ift.tt/1qlafx5

— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 2, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fpeGNf

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"You can choose to live your life with the joy of the front row or solemness of the third row. The choice is yours." http://ift.tt/1r5csg0

— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) September 1, 2014

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Not entirely fair to #Javascript, but funny. From http://t.co/5AVd4907C8 http://ift.tt/W1OG8v

— Tim O'Reilly (@timoreilly) September 1, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/SUVVXt

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Brain: "See this really normal situation?"
Me: "Don't"
"Would be a shame if..."
"No"
"You had a panic attack FOR NO REASON AT ALL HAHAHAHA"

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 1, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1j2SL6w

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An interactive ceiling that undulates as you pass under http://t.co/tryzkhjxl1 http://t.co/kCD5XHSXd8

— WIRED (@WIRED) September 1, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/14MRAuV

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Cape Town, South Africa just now. http://ift.tt/Y5TE5V

— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) August 30, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fpeGNf

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overnight success takes years http://ift.tt/Y5TETw

— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) August 29, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/MXRGHk

My Main Man. No bull sh*t here.

via Instagram

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Three little girls peer through the binoculars of an American soldier after the liberation of Normandy, 1944 http://ift.tt/1qK5QDG

— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) August 29, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1cWaUwa

#NATO, looking for senior anything-but-the-truth writers, there. http://t.co/WH9lK3SF8f

#NATO, looking for senior anything-but-the-truth writers, there. http://ift.tt/1zLbN4p

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) August 28, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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Travel series to be produced under #MyDubai http://t.co/5Hp3DP21vL

— JJ (@hotelemarketer) August 28, 2014

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We learn from observing babies grow in the womb that all true transformation is a gradual process. It is God's way to take change slowly.

— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) August 28, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1b1V3Kg

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Astronomy photo of the day from NASA: Milky Way over Yellowstone - http://t.co/S2UkXxY0SN http://ift.tt/1qBw6Qs

— Steve Clark (@steveclarkuk) August 28, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1wtyE5C

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— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) August 26, 2014

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This is how they prevent people from urinating in public in the Czech Republic: http://ift.tt/1vJwFZd

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 26, 2014

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