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This is how they prevent people from urinating in public in the Czech Republic: http://ift.tt/1vJwFZd

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 26, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ILcozI

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logging onto twitter when you forget there's an awards show is the same feeling as lifting up a rock + there's 10000 swarming millipedes

— Jose Bernstein (@jbasher) August 26, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/15XVaYH

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Spend a night in IKEA showrooms through @airbnb Australia http://t.co/9w6RAYRh6r http://ift.tt/XMchvr

— PSFK (@PSFK) August 25, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/WmPUpK

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15 best blogging platforms on the Web today http://t.co/dRmPPb0F8R http://ift.tt/1pXjByH

— The Next Web (@TheNextWeb) August 25, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/zo4qe9

I love these passive-aggressive signs at work. Really.

via Instagram

via Instagram

Well. Yes. Indeed.

via Instagram

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Here's a pointless picture of a tree because I can't post my show sheep without revealing my hand to rivals!
24hrs http://ift.tt/1ty1Wgo

— Herdwick Shepherd (@herdyshepherd1) August 22, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ZTuFf1

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Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

— Kurt Vonnegut (@Kurt_Vonnegut) August 22, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1nSzGkr

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Hippos are among the most dangerous animals in Africa. Conference rooms too. #howgoogleworks
http://t.co/y4ye84zydj http://ift.tt/1s8hZAl

— Jonathan Rosenberg (@jjrosenberg) August 21, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1AVI0Jz

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Made a new friend #Ferguson http://ift.tt/1s6RICJ

— Alice Speri (@alicesperi) August 21, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1hvJpuK

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"In Paris I really try and do nothing...But that's impossible!" #ChristianLouboutin #Quote #Paris #RiverSeine #Cruise http://ift.tt/1pL5pJd

— Prince de Galles (@PDG_Paris) August 20, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1pL5pZr

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Confessions Of A Contrarian: Much easier & safer to be loudmouth when you own agency than when you're an employee. http://t.co/zHz9idMRR4

— adcontrarian (@AdContrarian) August 20, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jvBtLG

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Egypt calls on US authorities to show restraint against protesters in #Ferguson http://t.co/r4pZ1uKScZ http://ift.tt/1uSoOLb

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) August 19, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/S5JZab

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They're called ''man-hours'' because a woman would finish that shit in 20 minutes.

— Fiona (@Fiona_Jamison) August 19, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1AnkAN1

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If you want to reach other people with the reality of God and the truth of your faith? Say less and do more and do better.

— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) August 19, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1b1V3Kg

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US can't tell other countries to improve their records on policing and peaceful assembly if it won't clean up its own human rights record

— AmnestyInternational (@amnesty) August 19, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/M8aeUQ

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FYI: This account is labeled as a parody because of Twitter's rules, not because I think you're too stupid to realize it.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) August 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/14oZXgS

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You are what you do, not what you say you'll do.

RT @AMAZlNG_QUOTES

— Thomas Flindt (@TFBeirut) August 16, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1tEkpbN

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— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) August 16, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1hfKxnl

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How come girls always brag about being "reunited" with their friends? Quit that shit. You aren't Outkast. You're just two chicks.

— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) August 15, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/Y5IzNi

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Let me write this clearly so those with an irony deficiency understand. It isn't the end of the world if your A level grades are a bit shit.

— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 14, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/13w7wVc

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So when is the United States of America going to invade the United States of America to restore democracy and freedom? #Ferguson

— Jenn Hoffman (@JennHoffman) August 14, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1t6idJk

Told my main man about things. He said 'Sometimes you salute the man. Sometimes you salute the rank. Either way, you have a choice.'

Told my main man about things. He said 'Sometimes you salute the man. Sometimes you salute the rank. Either way, you have a choice.'

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) August 15, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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How to sell a chalkboard: http://ift.tt/1t3qZZu

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 14, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ILcozI

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Thank you @humansofny for your stories from the Middle East lately. You have humanised that region more than western media has in 50 years.

— Elias Jahshan (@Elias_Jahshan) August 14, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ODvBXa

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I got your "upper-funnel activity" right here

— adcontrarian (@AdContrarian) August 14, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jvBtLG

My main man. Gave me some perspective.

via Instagram

*hic* recycling tastes good. We only have one Earth and all that.

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Praying outside this evening. There is no synagogue, masjid or cathedral as simply majestic or peaceful as the night time sky. #fb

— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) August 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1b1V3Kg

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One Direction is not a very good band.

— Most Wow Facts (@MostWowFacts) August 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/KVvnIR

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"If you ask people where they go to get something done, you almost never hear someone say the office." http://t.co/fzn5sVuKOW

— TED Talks (@TEDTalks) August 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/18aqpCj

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Joffrey Ballet School http://ift.tt/1oKmdPq

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ILcozI

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon said he was "deeply appalled". Thanks for your contribution, there fella. Helps a load.

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon said he was "deeply appalled". Thanks for your contribution, there fella. Helps a load.

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) August 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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A garden is a place to feel the beauty of solitude. - Bob Barnes http://t.co/LZbQW1Xxjt

— How to Plant (@HowToPlant) August 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1nuMNrp

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Reporters Without Borders: Censorship tells the wrong story http://ift.tt/X17O7X

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 6, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ILcozI

“Much of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to work." http://t.co/TRaGvjXYJn RT @TheEconomist

“Much of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to work." http://t.co/TRaGvjXYJn RT @TheEconomist

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) August 6, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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Russian hacker group steals 1.2 billion username and password combos, and more than 500 million email addresses. http://t.co/yFOHUZha3k

— Mashable (@mashable) August 6, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/xojzA5

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Nothing makes me question my outfit more than when a guy tries to sell me on a bus tour of my own city.

— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) August 5, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1mRE5oS

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Water for your dog! http://ift.tt/1kCymqu

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 5, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ILcozI

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How to quit your job and travel? Now thats an idea! ;) #travel @BBC_Travel http://t.co/c28KPj040q

— Susana (@sborosic) August 4, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1xZ8dT6

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A picture tells a Thousand words. #Neverforget http://ift.tt/1snGQld

— Kevin Pressman (@kevpressman) August 4, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1snGNWB

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Always thinking. Spoke their thoughts. Those are the people I miss.

— Harold Pinter-Quotes (@Pinter_Quotes) August 4, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1kRPaWM

No place like it.

via Instagram

Neat. Somewhere over the North Sea.

via Instagram

That was pretty special.

via Instagram

😊

via Instagram

It's the small things.

via Instagram

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This artist created stunning art with old books as his canvas: http://t.co/xIBzKTAA0B http://ift.tt/1pSHox2

— Mashable (@mashable) July 25, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/xojzA5

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10 Photos That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

These are heartwarming!

See here: http://t.co/NYqCQfS2Lk

. http://ift.tt/1nzP0kS

— Globe Pics (@Globe_Pics) July 17, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/XAFN3J

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more of a lint roller than a high roller.

— Everyday Tom (@tommycm) July 24, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/NWdlYA

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APPLAUD THE JELLYFISH. http://ift.tt/1A6mW2A

— Mark (@markyboyace) July 23, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1gh8qvE

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American out of office: "I'm on vacation but will check email hourly. Reach me on my mobile."
European: "I am unavailable until September."

— Scott Hanselman (@shanselman) July 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/zYMpAR

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''Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.''
Ball of gas. Move on.

— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) July 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/PNHhXr

Funny bunny

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"No blank sheet of paper is safe with me as long as there's a pen or pencil around."-Luis R. Ruiz

— Instagram (@instagram) July 17, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/HnFz5n

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Just arrived at @FIAFarnborough to display from Fri-Sun.Let's hope it's as successful for us as @airtattoo! http://ift.tt/1pdVKro

— Red8 (@RAFRed8) July 17, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1i7wobk

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Behind Starwood's Customer Service Victories on Twitter http://t.co/HPlhxWvLGG http://ift.tt/1r3nAve

— Skift (@skift) July 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/16UN2sx

Fun Fact: Vegetarians live 9 years longer than meat-eaters. 9 horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, meatless years. -via @BiscuitAhoy

Fun Fact: Vegetarians live 9 years longer than meat-eaters. 9 horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, meatless years. -via @BiscuitAhoy

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) July 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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Agreed http://ift.tt/VPrhYj

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1j2SL6w

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Curious how your schedule stacks up against some of history's most creative people? http://t.co/bHxiM4VdhR http://ift.tt/1w6ao6G #fb

— Ed Salamanca (@EdSalamanca) July 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fgiS8M

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@ryanducie 🎶💜🎶❤️🎶💛🎶💙🎶💜🎶❤️🎶💛🎶💙🎶💜🎶❤️🎶💛🎶💙🎶💜🎶❤️🎶💛🎶💙🎶💜🎶❤️🎶💛🎶💙🎶💜

— Wynonna Judd (@WynonnaMusic) July 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/11Ds2Af

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TRUTH...... http://ift.tt/1rVKvsz

— Wynonna Judd (@WynonnaMusic) July 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/11Ds2Af

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Wow, the CIA making jokes on Twitter shows they’re just as human as any other bunch of guys who kidnap people and torture them in secret.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) July 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/OFNWR3

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So I've just met a farmer. Who likes New Wave. Yeah, I know.

So I've just met a farmer. Who likes New Wave. Yeah, I know.

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) June 29, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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Meet The Woman Behind Hidden Innovations At Mario Batali's Restaurants http://t.co/0S6phPo8Yf

— Fast Company (@FastCompany) June 27, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/QhGuaI

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Amazing welcome @GrosvenorHouse http://ift.tt/1pWzi8O

— JP Kavanagh (@jpkdubai) June 27, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jUZ4Vz

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Why GoPro's success isn't really about the camera http://t.co/FPoqQk4snu

— WIRED (@WIRED) June 27, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/14MRAuV

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The high-pitched Mr. Nice Guy voice I do to appear friendly to waiters is pathetic.

— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) June 27, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/UDCzru

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Great work first persuades the client from trying to say everything in order to entice a public who doesn’t want to hear anything.

— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) June 26, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fsh5bB

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Just started a 50-person Facebook message titled "How have you been??", then immediately clicked "Leave Conversation".

— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) June 25, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1dx8XIC

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Shadows of #JoyDivision on a #Paris bridge - Pretty concrete otherwise http://ift.tt/1qHf30s

— Hubert Grealish (@HubertGrealish) June 24, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1nCkbwD

Bart has been decorating.

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Mr. Bane - A Dark, Demented Comedy Of Errors http://t.co/1nrAFXwKAp http://ift.tt/Ted7OE

— neatorama (@neatorama) June 20, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/15hdqLr

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My office is two hundred metres to the left of shot. It's not good for my work ethic. http://ift.tt/1ig1tyH

— Benjamin Ranyard (@higgledygarden) June 20, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/OAS9aA

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Surprise! Harley-Davidson's first electric motorcycle doesn't suck http://t.co/aJX6ffOvv9 http://ift.tt/1m1WVeA

— WIRED (@WIRED) June 20, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/14MRAuV

RT @SteveMartinToGo: Really enjoying watching watching the world cup. http://t.co/F2bprGkpsB

Really enjoying watching watching the world cup. http://ift.tt/1oMIGO7

— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) June 20, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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It's never a mistake to say good-bye.

— Kurt Vonnegut (@Kurt_Vonnegut) June 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1nSzGkr

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If a drone delivers a phone to Bezos on stage today, I'm just going to get up and leave the event.

— Ryan Mac (@RMac18) June 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/TjuqWK

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As seen in the newsroom http://ift.tt/1njOWHF

— Laurence Lee (@laurenceleeaje) June 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1njOZTP

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#banksy http://ift.tt/1lRRIWL

— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) June 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1hfKxnl

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Fascinating photos of total strangers embracing after meeting http://t.co/06V4gGiqUT http://ift.tt/1vO7jJY

— WIRED (@WIRED) June 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/14MRAuV

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Use Sparingly. A tumblr on "jargon: a business dialect spoken by many but understood by few." http://t.co/ImS69G9PcV http://ift.tt/1qqG5ZV

— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) June 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/OFmBu7

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This is really cool: see real time overview of all tweets in the world.

http://t.co/xQ1lTB7smt

— Steven Van Belleghem (@StevenVBe) June 16, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/10PtFiv

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These 8 Clever Drawings Will Make You Question Everything Wrong With The World!

See here: http://t.co/3gdCEWF0Zd

. http://ift.tt/1lr1TwF

— This is Deep! (@ThislsDeep) June 15, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1ilWGrw

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Thought of the day. http://ift.tt/1lr1Twx

— Human Beings (@HUMANBElNGS) June 13, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1kY6L2I

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A cheeky Friday afternoon trip with Red 6. Lovely sky colour today. More pics to follow plus a flight with Red 7! http://ift.tt/1p1ekTU

— Red Ten (@RAFRed10) June 13, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1i7wobm

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Underwater Bliss http://ift.tt/1ofZw7W

— Earth Pics (@EarthPix) June 12, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1dNT2qA

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Sorry, Taxis: You're History. http://t.co/xvqyJ87bMp http://ift.tt/1q5BKLm

— Mashable (@mashable) June 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/xojzA5

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Get your driver's details before you ride and get around safely and securely. http://t.co/N5mFiBhdag #MovingOn http://ift.tt/1v1JLkz

— Uber Brussels (@Uber_BXL) June 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1msSxnm

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Google's Street Art Project drew attention to over 5,000 beautiful street murals like this: http://t.co/dvGvY9fyxL http://ift.tt/1l0neCK

— Mashable (@mashable) June 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/xojzA5

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Faith restored in humanity. French toast > money http://ift.tt/1l8jj5R

— Philip Kaplan (@pud) June 11, 2014

via Twitter https://twitter.com/pud

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Question for Hispanic voters: Why do you feel such a disconnect with Republicans? Please answer in English.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) June 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ZAlYNp

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My hat for Ascot if they ever invite me http://ift.tt/1kHTc5e

— Ruby Wax (@Rubywax) June 6, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/QtaJ53

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#digitaldeepdive #SEstyle #costanavarino #romanos #marketingSE @hotelemarketer @ryanducie latave… http://t.co/kzug2euQSI

— Jacques Rossignaud (@jrossignaud) May 29, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1kPrWBy

#SRButlerSelfie @stregisabudhabi #MarketingME

via Instagram

Midnight at the Oasis.

via Instagram

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Solitude is not the absence of company, but the moment when our soul is free to speak to us http://ift.tt/Rv61UT

— Paulo Coelho (@paulocoelho) May 27, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/PZiSNQ

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Change your email address and begin a new life.

— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) May 26, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/V1OcOc