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I just thought I trod on a cat and instantly apologized. I don't own a cat. That's the sort of mind games these cunts play.

— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyo_sexwhale) May 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1ghy9Dc

I am so going to own a tractor one day. A red one.

I am so going to own a tractor one day. A red one.

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) May 9, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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People from Brooklyn don't call their babies Brooklyn--MAP: http://t.co/iz1DlriT7m http://ift.tt/1j8m2X6

— Slate (@Slate) May 9, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/MZNozb

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Strange how we hear almost nothing about Lord Gaga.

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ReUoy5

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“@_ryanwbu: any tips for me? I have an interview for my first Commis Chef's job in half an hour!” Ps if they say no I will give you a job !

— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) May 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/188a1ya

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“@_ryanwbu: any tips for me? I have an interview for my first Commis Chef's job in half an hour!” Tell them I sent you ! Good luck Ryan

— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) May 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/188a1ya

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Coke used drones to deliver refreshment to Singapore's migrant workers: http://t.co/g70hMjKHAG http://ift.tt/1jkBZyD

— Fast Company (@FastCompany) May 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/QhGuaI

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I fucking hate that "what's your name?" thing in coffee shops, we're not friends, just put it in a fucking cup, that's what a queue's for.

— Cunty Smurf (@Cunty_Smurf) May 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1d0p0yZ

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Good morning! @Kirsty_Hulse here. Let's start the day with this photo from Danny's Auto. (via @reddit) http://ift.tt/1j6hFM7

— DigitasLBi UK (@DigitasLBi_UK) May 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fxUUFc

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Great response to pics. For anyone new to this these young gents. are kept for rams (tups) and sold to other flocks http://ift.tt/1mF5IBa

— Herdwick Shepherd (@herdyshepherd1) May 8, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ZTuFf1

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@altmarriottmarq #travelbrilliantly @marriott fun photo booth http://ift.tt/1iXuCxP

— tamara stephenson (@nestnestnest) May 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/14ljAM4

“A million guys walk into a Silicon Valley bar. No one buys anything. Bar declared massive success.” RT @Stammy

“A million guys walk into a Silicon Valley bar. No one buys anything. Bar declared massive success.” RT @Stammy

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) May 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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How about a little #leadership wisdom from Winnie the Pooh! http://ift.tt/1uAFXrg

— Cameron Morrissey (@ManagersDiary) May 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/X3mpId

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Frits van Paasschen, CEO of @StarwoodBuzz, taking a #selfie with @wdoha team. @HotelierME @businessinsider @skift http://ift.tt/1s3eMB9

— W Doha (@wdoha) May 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/XszMEI

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An advert for a job in publishing 1914 http://ift.tt/SyR8lZ

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) May 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ILcozI

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Waiting in Starbucks with a hangover is ok until you realise you're still drunk and just scribbling your name on your boiling kettle.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1j2SL6w

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“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You” - Dr. Seuss.

— Book Love (@OldSmellOfBooks) May 6, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1frsNXf

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"Oh you like that color? LET'S PUT IT ON EVERYTHING"
—Twitter

— Josh Helfferich (@JoshHelfferich) May 5, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/KjHKGU

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Thyme/flies, when you're having lunch.

— Charles Cave (@c_w_p_c) May 5, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1iQqnUE

First own BBQ in Belgium. Ever. Haven't felt this manly since that time they let me use the walkie talkie at work and I clipped it on my belt.

via Instagram

Saw #Inception for the first time Thursday. So, this is my totem. If it remains full, I am in someone else's dream.

via Instagram

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Gangs of Paris - France, 1950 http://ift.tt/1mkVtpG

— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) May 2, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1cWaUwa

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These pigeons look like they're about to release the best hip-hop album of 2014. http://ift.tt/1jdFNRo

— Ben Casey (@dhaelis) April 29, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1ltNeF3

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Travelling in London today? Here are your options. http://ift.tt/1jgih6r

— innocent drinks (@innocentdrinks) April 30, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/118mhvX

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Off to Brisbane. I don't think I can bring myself to call it Brizzy. Not until we've danced a little, maybe held hands.

— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) April 30, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1dwEms6

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Asos strategy for new social channels.
1. Get there first
2. Have an exit strategy

#contagiousnnw

— Sam Mesquita (@buenosam) April 29, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1tZTCaR

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Woah. This might be the best beach vacation activity EVER: http://t.co/J1rcYKsmlu cc: @JetpackAmerica @RedSailAruba http://ift.tt/1hJxesY

— Condé Nast Traveler (@CNTraveler) April 28, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/18P9fFj

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Promise. Fulfill. Repeat.

— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) April 28, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fsh5bB

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˙ʇɥbıupıɯ ʇɐ ǝsnoɥ ʎɯ ʇɐ ǝɯ ʇǝǝɯ ˙buıʍouʞ ɐsu ǝɥʇ ʇnoɥʇıʍ ʎʇǝɟɐs oʇ noʎ ʇǝb puɐ ǝʇɐɔıunɯɯoɔ uɐɔ ǝʍ ʎɐʍ ɐ ʇno pǝʞɹoʍ ǝʌ,ı uǝpʍous pǝ ʎǝɥ

— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) April 28, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/URdckN

#TakeYourChildToWorkDay http://t.co/qLdytIXVWl” RT @DepressedDarth

#TakeYourChildToWorkDay http://ift.tt/1faZZo1” RT @DepressedDarth

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) April 25, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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#TakeYourChildToWorkDay http://ift.tt/1jW0Yp9

— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) April 24, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/UDMj8K

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#sheratonday selfie @sheratonmoe http://ift.tt/1l7rDSy

— JP Kavanagh (@jpkdubai) April 24, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jUZ4Vz

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. -Anna Quindlen via @ArriannaHuff

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. -Anna Quindlen via @ArriannaHuff

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) April 24, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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All countries in the world that use the mmddyy date format @amazinmaps http://ift.tt/1jlMpeh

— Manley (@LordManley) April 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1193eDC

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Keep it simple #advertising (via @SebastienGernay) http://ift.tt/1hYT23u

— Matthieu v/d Bogaert (@marketingyudai) April 17, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jpAQEt

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Sometimes it's good to look closely at a rule and make sure it makes sense. http://ift.tt/1eWMdzp

— Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) April 17, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/Ubm4SK

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Shepherds delight. http://ift.tt/1md2RjC

— YorkshireShepherdess (@AmandaOwen8) April 15, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1dqP6KU

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This Mozambique resort has a “No News, No Shoes” policy (that shouldn't be too hard to follow) http://t.co/LnLJIjOxqJ http://ift.tt/1h3oNZb

— Condé Nast Traveler (@CNTraveler) April 16, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/18P9fFj

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Tell me exactly how this is breaking news, @cnn? http://ift.tt/1hJF8bh

— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) April 16, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/15P29mk

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Best result is when you find one up in its feet, warm and full of milk. http://ift.tt/P3Naiz

— Herdwick Shepherd (@herdyshepherd1) April 15, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ZTuFf1

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@ryanducie I'll make Caesar Beer next time.

— Jelle Annaars (@78inch) April 15, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1icwaAb

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Sometimes I think God must have been Cumbrian... http://ift.tt/1t6oOF2

— Herdwick Shepherd (@herdyshepherd1) April 15, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ZTuFf1

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Beer= salad http://ift.tt/1hEDuXy

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) April 15, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ILcozI

“Say it well. Live it better.” RT @leeclowsbeard

“Say it well. Live it better.” RT @leeclowsbeard

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) April 14, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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Say it well. Live it better.

— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) April 14, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fsh5bB

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"She made me take ballet." http://ift.tt/1gu4Bjz

— Brandon Stanton (@humansofny) April 14, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/126rlEp

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The ocean has some of its content backed up in the cloud.

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) April 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1kRi7oJ

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"When the morning blesses thee...all the cheerful eyes that glance so brightly at the new sunrise." ~Keats #NPM14 http://ift.tt/1kBjzvH

— Douglas H. Wheelock (@Astro_Wheels) April 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fd5Zrc

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Photographer Became A Handy Lookout Post For Cute Meerkats (7 pics): http://t.co/zia0uWsx35 #cute #animals http://ift.tt/1kd9Ys8

— Bored Panda (@boredpanda) April 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/17bmRxX

I almost walked right into this big, dangerous obstruction where it not for this helpful sign telling me walk around this BIG DANGEROUS OBSTRUCTION.

via Instagram

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It took 6 hours for Smithsonian photo contest finalist Graham McGeorge to capture this gorgeous eastern screech owl http://ift.tt/1geuCn4

— Saatchi Gallery (@saatchi_gallery) April 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/MyhSQl

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In the age of Google, unless you have no fingers, you're not allowed to ask what something is or where to find it or how to get there. Deal?

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/10wpyb2

@BBCAndrewH @BBCWorld are live tweeting #OscarPistorius trial. News is a verdict. Not a verbatim account of everything. #notnews #unfollow

@BBCAndrewH @BBCWorld are live tweeting #OscarPistorius trial. News is a verdict. Not a verbatim account of everything. #notnews #unfollow

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) April 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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I eat too many biscuits when I’m sad or happy or stressed or relaxed.

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) April 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1kRi7oJ

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Did you know that online #video reaches 85M daily viewers? Check out these other fun facts about digital video: http://ift.tt/1etOSQX

— comScore, Inc. (@comScore) April 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1dXiIOH

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#banksy http://ift.tt/1n13yMP

— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) April 9, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1hfKxnl

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#banksy http://ift.tt/1sBoBcS

— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) April 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1hfKxnl

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Escape from your office today! http://ift.tt/1oMSqI0

— High Line (@highlinenyc) April 9, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/10ifpi5

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The first in ME, W Doha is now taking room bookings on @twitter! Use #BookWdoha to initiate a convo with E-Insider! http://ift.tt/1lKpn35

— W Doha (@wdoha) April 9, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/XszMEI

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Short attention span? Here's the entire works of Shakespeare as 3-panel comic strips: http://t.co/3sVFuzfWQF http://ift.tt/Or9l1H

— Us Vs Them (@UsVsTh3m) April 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1aVNny8

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— Zai K. (@HeavenL77) April 6, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1liCdWM

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Nowadays, bunch of milksop jack-o-doodle bandyloons, with their whispering and their hair gel and their abs....

— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) April 4, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1dwEms6

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@wunderluft Thank you from housekeeping for tip. Made my day @sheratonhotels #almforum #seattle #customersuccess http://ift.tt/1pMNBtk

— pmoonk88 (@pmoonk88) April 1, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1pMNBtm

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Deine neuen Outfits sind da! Dein persönlicher Modeberater sendet dir individuelle Outfits kostenfrei nach Hause. http://ift.tt/PeqRaG

— MODOMOTO Team (@MODOMOTO_de) February 26, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1m1Dxjx

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#goeame14 #bikeride #sheratonmunich #westinmunich http://ift.tt/P4Q3zR

— Sheraton Munich (@sheratonmunich) March 26, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/P4Q4Uz

What a warm, sweet welcome! Thank you, #westinmunich @Westin #goeame14 http://t.co/Xw0bUVUWpk

What a warm, sweet welcome! Thank you, #westinmunich @Westin #goeame14 http://ift.tt/1g1k9KJ

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) March 26, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1g1k9KL

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Good ads need strategy, benefits, etc. Great ads don't. Great ads appeal to us as humans, not consumers http://t.co/zHz9idMRR4

— adcontrarian (@AdContrarian) March 24, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jvBtLG

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— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 24, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1j2SL6w

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Autistic savant Stephen Wiltshire draws a perfectly-scaled NYC from memory. See more here: http://t.co/689HbT31dY http://ift.tt/1ijEmzu

— Saatchi Gallery (@saatchi_gallery) March 20, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/MyhSQl

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WTF http://t.co/Ss7GdShhW1

— B (@utterben) March 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/Tr6bZZ

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Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less.

— Motivational Quotes (@DavidRoads) March 18, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/15rtuGM

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The creative soul cannot live on bread-and-butter accounts alone.

— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) March 14, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fsh5bB

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Have a great #Weekend! http://ift.tt/1gYfCum

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) March 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ILcozI

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Hey computers, I'm sending an email without a subject, not launching a nuclear warhead. No need for the, "ARE YOU SURE!?!"

— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) February 27, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/UDCzru

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DAMMIT. I can't get the cork out of my lunch.

— MmmmDowling (@MarionDowling) February 25, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jAE6Pk

There he is.

via Instagram

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Fie on headlines phrased as questions. Do cell phones cause brain cancer? Did Crabapple win the 3.30 at Epsom? I don't know? You tell me?

— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) February 21, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1dwEms6

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Le Gogh http://ift.tt/NdGu0A

— Leo Ó Seachnasaigh (@leoie) February 19, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fA0h2G

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For a new wave of adventurers, the urban landscape presents a novel frontier http://t.co/28Aq9i4DeZ http://ift.tt/1fguOVi

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) February 19, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/RuxNhx

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Just came up with an idea for an app that helps you detect and avoid people who have ideas for apps.

— Mike Scully (@scullymike) May 16, 2013

via Twitter http://ift.tt/13sikX9

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How to cook the perfect amount of pasta:
1. Pour out how much you think you need
2. Wrong

— Mitten D'Amour (@PFPTMillsy) May 23, 2013

via Twitter http://ift.tt/KOuMZq

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Brilliant new ad from Audi. "When four rings is all you need". #Sochi2014 http://ift.tt/1bNdRxe

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) February 12, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/ILcozI

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Client brief versus client budget http://ift.tt/1evZNrH

— Edsard Schutte (@edsardschutte) February 13, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1evZNrL

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The liner "Queen Elizabeth" bringing American troops into NY Harbor at the end of WW II, 1945 http://ift.tt/1lAkSYv

— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) February 12, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1dCO40w

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Two handy tips to get the PERFECT Manchester accent!

1) Listen to Daphne Moon from Frasier.
2) Not that.

— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) February 11, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1h8wQtX

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You make your own entertainment in a crisis: http://ift.tt/1eie5MC

— beaubodor (@beaubodor) February 10, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1o1ETcG

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Hacked the @wireduk Nespresso machine this morning with self-fill reusable Emohome pellets. Worked. Feels good to be part of the underworld.

— David Rowan (@iRowan) February 7, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fqfyoB

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Better to trust a focus group of one than a committee of any.

— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) February 6, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1fsh5bB

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I've always seen myself as a rugged indoorsman.

— Philip Byrne (@PhilipNByrne) February 5, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jg0CwS

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#eame14
GO! http://ift.tt/1jg0C00

— Fehmi El Gouireh (@FehmiEl) February 5, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jg0C02

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"You can't get too much winter in the winter."—Robert Frost. On this chilly Friday, do you agree? http://ift.tt/1ee3lVB

— High Line (@highlinenyc) January 31, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/10ifpi5

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Here's the just-built High Line in 1933 or 34. Explore the details of this photo:
http://t.co/wuh4X99HwD #TBT http://ift.tt/1jP5Gsf

— High Line (@highlinenyc) January 30, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/10ifpi5

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How long have you had yours ? http://ift.tt/MeNERQ

— Anthony Hamilton (@1974Hamilton) January 29, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1jIc4RL

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Gosh y'know what I love? HORIZONTAL SCROLLING.

*twitch*

— Josh Helfferich (@JoshHelfferich) January 29, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/KjHKGU

Yes. Neither project nor programme. Initiative. With a capital Init. Paper clips and related office stationery will never be the same again.

via Instagram

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How do we create a more sustainable world? Here’s three things we need. Read more: http://t.co/tZmxcuab3N http://ift.tt/1aYCcjm

— Melinda Gates (@melindagates) January 24, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/1h4scsE

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The guy who wears hiking shoes at work, but takes the tram and the elevator.

— Seema S (@Seema_) January 23, 2014

via Twitter http://ift.tt/KOq25Y

Plan B.

via Instagram

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Twitter Office Posts the Best Fire Safety Advice You'll See All Day http://t.co/nnK8Jaxaae pic.twitter.com/h6YzVJHq3o

— Mashable (@mashable) January 11, 2014

via Twitter https://twitter.com/mashable

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I beginning to suspect that Beyonce may be using the pretext of a massive multi-media promotional blitz to flirt with me specifically.

— Louis Theroux (@louistheroux) January 9, 2014

via Twitter https://twitter.com/louistheroux