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DAMMIT. I can't get the cork out of my lunch.

— MmmmDowling (@MarionDowling) February 25, 2014

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There he is.

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Fie on headlines phrased as questions. Do cell phones cause brain cancer? Did Crabapple win the 3.30 at Epsom? I don't know? You tell me?

— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) February 21, 2014

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Le Gogh http://ift.tt/NdGu0A

— Leo Ó Seachnasaigh (@leoie) February 19, 2014

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For a new wave of adventurers, the urban landscape presents a novel frontier http://t.co/28Aq9i4DeZ http://ift.tt/1fguOVi

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) February 19, 2014

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Just came up with an idea for an app that helps you detect and avoid people who have ideas for apps.

— Mike Scully (@scullymike) May 16, 2013

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How to cook the perfect amount of pasta:
1. Pour out how much you think you need
2. Wrong

— Mitten D'Amour (@PFPTMillsy) May 23, 2013

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Brilliant new ad from Audi. "When four rings is all you need". #Sochi2014 http://ift.tt/1bNdRxe

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) February 12, 2014

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Client brief versus client budget http://ift.tt/1evZNrH

— Edsard Schutte (@edsardschutte) February 13, 2014

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The liner "Queen Elizabeth" bringing American troops into NY Harbor at the end of WW II, 1945 http://ift.tt/1lAkSYv

— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) February 12, 2014

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Two handy tips to get the PERFECT Manchester accent!

1) Listen to Daphne Moon from Frasier.
2) Not that.

— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) February 11, 2014

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You make your own entertainment in a crisis: http://ift.tt/1eie5MC

— beaubodor (@beaubodor) February 10, 2014

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Hacked the @wireduk Nespresso machine this morning with self-fill reusable Emohome pellets. Worked. Feels good to be part of the underworld.

— David Rowan (@iRowan) February 7, 2014

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Better to trust a focus group of one than a committee of any.

— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) February 6, 2014

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I've always seen myself as a rugged indoorsman.

— Philip Byrne (@PhilipNByrne) February 5, 2014

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#eame14
GO! http://ift.tt/1jg0C00

— Fehmi El Gouireh (@FehmiEl) February 5, 2014

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"You can't get too much winter in the winter."—Robert Frost. On this chilly Friday, do you agree? http://ift.tt/1ee3lVB

— High Line (@highlinenyc) January 31, 2014

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Here's the just-built High Line in 1933 or 34. Explore the details of this photo:
http://t.co/wuh4X99HwD #TBT http://ift.tt/1jP5Gsf

— High Line (@highlinenyc) January 30, 2014

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How long have you had yours ? http://ift.tt/MeNERQ

— Anthony Hamilton (@1974Hamilton) January 29, 2014

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Gosh y'know what I love? HORIZONTAL SCROLLING.

*twitch*

— Josh Helfferich (@JoshHelfferich) January 29, 2014

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Yes. Neither project nor programme. Initiative. With a capital Init. Paper clips and related office stationery will never be the same again.

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How do we create a more sustainable world? Here’s three things we need. Read more: http://t.co/tZmxcuab3N http://ift.tt/1aYCcjm

— Melinda Gates (@melindagates) January 24, 2014

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The guy who wears hiking shoes at work, but takes the tram and the elevator.

— Seema S (@Seema_) January 23, 2014

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Plan B.

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Twitter Office Posts the Best Fire Safety Advice You'll See All Day http://t.co/nnK8Jaxaae pic.twitter.com/h6YzVJHq3o

— Mashable (@mashable) January 11, 2014

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I beginning to suspect that Beyonce may be using the pretext of a massive multi-media promotional blitz to flirt with me specifically.

— Louis Theroux (@louistheroux) January 9, 2014

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Tune! http://t.co/9rBGfHjgpi

Tune! http://t.co/9rBGfHjgpi

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) December 19, 2013

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'To the Batmobile!' - Batman, drunk and running out of things to toast to.

— cluedont (@cluedont) December 19, 2013

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Burger King: pic.twitter.com/vyCpzwf5LZ

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) December 19, 2013

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@grauface nice prez at #leweb yesterday. Any chance you can share your deck? Txs.

@grauface nice prez at #leweb yesterday. Any chance you can share your deck? Txs.

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) December 12, 2013

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie

#gentechevelora ;-) xx

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#gentechevelora ;-) xx @ Bar Longhi http://t.co/0eZ3SbwRyc

#gentechevelora ;-) xx @ Bar Longhi http://t.co/0eZ3SbwRyc

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) December 6, 2013

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie

Had to catch a taxi to work today. :-)

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Home.

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7 Reasons You Shouldn't Let Kids Cook Thanksgiving Dinner http://t.co/5SaNPFo8BW pic.twitter.com/Scm1gjlhGa

— Mashable (@mashable) November 27, 2013

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@ArleneDaniel I shall shall pick a name out of the hat next week, and also announce who the print will be of. :)

— Andy Gotts (@DrGotts) November 27, 2013

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“Mushrooms. The breakfast of champignons.” RT @cluedont

“Mushrooms. The breakfast of champignons.” RT @cluedont

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) November 26, 2013

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#Batkid Captures @BarackObama and the Justice Department's Attention http://t.co/dSWvanPO2D pic.twitter.com/r24HMBAwwT

— Mashable (@mashable) November 15, 2013

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@ThePansyProject pic.twitter.com/rdPubxrU7I

— Kim Wilde (@kimwilde) November 14, 2013

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"Just beyond crazy is fabulous." - Anonymous. #wordstoliveby

— Avinash Kaushik (@avinash) November 13, 2013

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Alfred Hitchcock serving tea to Leo the Lion, MGM's mascot. 1958. pic.twitter.com/POia26Haa8

— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) November 12, 2013

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@LeMeridien and @Tate present Unlock Art: A Film Series. This month featuring Perfomance Art http://t.co/cQrU4vncPW

— Wallpaper* magazine (@wallpapermag) November 12, 2013

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Zo. pic.twitter.com/1xSvgrrf3j

— Skin Deep (@commandlines) November 12, 2013

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Britain's brightest future is as an open, liberal, trading nation, engaged with the world http://t.co/ZnLSaM35EH pic.twitter.com/olwENVM7bB

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) November 9, 2013

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My wife asked me to put the dinner in the oven at 120 degrees.....took some doing but managed it pic.twitter.com/Zs9vhgtor8

— Northern Monkey (@FootballEars) November 3, 2013

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The king is back, the bar is open - and updated - at The St. Regis New York pic.twitter.com/ia5WgMzXCj

— SPG (@spg) November 1, 2013

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‘Numlock’ and ’Capslock’ sound like warring brothers from a crappy fantasy novel.

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) October 30, 2013

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Sparrow Guitars: "Stop playing games. Start playing guitar." pic.twitter.com/SYTRbac1U0

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) October 30, 2013

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Psyched. Watching Willem Dafoe in stage play tonight. Gonna throw out some Boondock fanboy 1-liners in this here artsy fartsy crowd. May get thrown out. Willem will understand.

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When you go back to an album from years ago, and the track you never used to like is suddenly amazing. That's nice, that is.

— Ben (@utterben) October 18, 2013

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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” Happy birthday, Oscar Wilde!

— Arianna Huffington (@ariannahuff) October 16, 2013

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Is you is or is you ain't my baby. Last night in #Antwerp.

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#selfie with mum. Best holiday ever.

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#Antwerp. You'll always be my gal.

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Schindler's Lift. Giggle.

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I often describe myself as the opposite of parkour.

— Jason Lastname (@JasonLastname) September 25, 2013

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Principles are not derived from data.

— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) September 24, 2013

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Put a potato with it and call it dinner.

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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit." - Aristotle http://t.co/adZDchLXtI

— Third Metric (@thirdmetric) September 23, 2013

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I love this. One of the most beautiful views in Brussels and the Association if Architects block it with a naff display.

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Blimey. Starbucks lady just said 'This one is on me.' Made my day.

Blimey. Starbucks lady just said 'This one is on me.' Made my day.

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) September 23, 2013

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As is the custom.

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“Titanic gin. Easy on the ice.” RT @Queen_UK

“Titanic gin. Easy on the ice.” RT @Queen_UK

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) September 21, 2013

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My favourite thing about airports are all the free suitcases in the massive Yo Sushi at the end.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 21, 2013

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@RichardDreyfuss ok dad get off twitter now. It's late I want to act weird.

— Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss) September 18, 2013

via Twitter https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss

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Pluviophile
(n) a lover of rain; someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days

Yes.

— Elijah Wood (@woodelijah) September 16, 2013

via Twitter https://twitter.com/woodelijah

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Nice one: Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind.

— Edsard Schutte (@edsardschutte) September 16, 2013

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“Be collaborative right up to the point you’re told to do something stupid.” RT @leeclowsbeard

“Be collaborative right up to the point you’re told to do something stupid.” RT @leeclowsbeard

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) September 13, 2013

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the first version is always wrong, but if you don't make it you'll never get it right.

— darrell whitelaw (@darrellwhitelaw) September 12, 2013

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I've asked Vladimir Putin to do a piece on my blog. Maybe a light-hearted look at journalistic freedom plus some zany KGB anecdotes.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) September 12, 2013

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Coffee for the left- and right-brained. Diversity in action here.

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Gives you wings. And heartburn.

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Spotted in the wild. A Blackberry. #truestory

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Blimey.

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ready, Eddy.

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#fromwhereimstanding it's beginning to look a lot like autumn

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Would be so cool if this could fly. Or at least hover.

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"Nothing will work unless you do." - Maya Angelou

— Great Minds Quotes (@GreatestQuotes) September 6, 2013

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Search for the hero inside yourself. If you can't find him, try flushing him out with alcohol.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) September 2, 2013

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Firefox

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Smoked. And stinky. But nicely so.

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Oh Canada. Indeedy.

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"What is powerful is when what you say is just the tip of the iceberg of what you know." - Jim Rohn

— Great Minds Quotes (@GreatestQuotes) August 28, 2013

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So, so, so watchable: Jay Z's Picasso Baby performance at Pace Gallery NY http://t.co/6ocuXSFQ7p 10m version: http://t.co/iqIuUXGD72

So, so, so watchable: Jay Z's Picasso Baby performance at Pace Gallery NY http://t.co/6ocuXSFQ7p 10m version: http://t.co/iqIuUXGD72

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) August 27, 2013

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Since 2009 more independent bookshops have opened than closed in America http://t.co/FHUezodkVA pic.twitter.com/LzTMQ2mDBj

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) August 27, 2013

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This morning in Antwerp... Harriet makes an entrance.

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Naked people in sand with chairs

One looks particularly upset. I suppose you would be too if there were chairs so nearby, but you were unable to sit on them because you had no thighs.

The neighbours leave their beer cans all over my doorstep

... so I dropped a hint by leaving a message on their front door:

Not really. But I thought it funny.

Antwerp blues

He caused the riot in cell block number 9

There's always a Smurf involved. Don't be fooled by blue.

I saw this one is on the wall of the prison in Mechelen this morning. Outside wall, of course. How could I know what the inside wall looks like?

Why I drink cognac

I need the glass. I really do.

Me doing Friedlander...

... minus the skill and Leica. But otherwise, completely the same.

Get in mah belly

Some leftover choccies needing a new home:

Powder at the office

Good morning, Dandy Crab

Wij zijn klaar voor de Sint

With sympathies to car owners

Put up the tree last night

Follow the path