— Archillect (@archillect) April 29, 2020
via Twitter https://twitter.com/archillect
— Archillect (@archillect) April 29, 2020
26/04/19 - attempted suicide
— Aaron Connolly (@aconnolly91) April 26, 2020
26/04/20 - eating pizza, watching kids movies with my son laughing at the fun me & the wife had on zoom last night, life is worth living I promise!
Remind someone today that they aren’t alone. Times are fucking hard right now & people need to know ❤️ pic.twitter.com/55F7p7guc5
Because I want to. https://t.co/eDQVCkTPGR
— Naga Munchetty (@BBCNaga) April 25, 2020
— Archillect (@archillect) April 23, 2020
Vietnam is lifting most of its Coronavirus lockdown restrictions tomorrow. It has reported under 300 cases,180,000 tests, no deaths.
— Mike Brrrrrd (@Birdyword) April 23, 2020
672 tests per detected case, highest in the world by miles. Next highest, Taiwan, has done 132.1 tests per case.
https://t.co/p0I0VPPoxY
#SignsYoureACOVIDIOT You bring a gun to a virus fight. pic.twitter.com/j5aATCGNCy
— Lyle Milton (@lyle_lmilton) April 22, 2020
Quarantined stuntmen, bruh... pic.twitter.com/nYSOqzAzBs
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 22, 2020
Quarantined stuntmen, bruh... pic.twitter.com/nYSOqzAzBs
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 22, 2020
People are not afraid of failure, they are afraid of blame. —Seth Godin pic.twitter.com/PMDHy5eZba
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) April 22, 2020
The backdrop of my video tonight :)
— LO Kin-hei 羅健熙 (@lokinhei) April 21, 2020
Subscribe first, I didn't take the video yet 😂https://t.co/EDzGOpUZIZ
Really don't know where to start. pic.twitter.com/daknTfv5BA
It’s come to this. pic.twitter.com/ruxWudeZpA
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) April 21, 2020
hi all - been staying safe inside a lot 🏠 doing what i can to help collect & distribute PPE to some of those most in need 🚫🦠 thankful for all your wonderful love and support! we will get through this together 😷🌈💕 #WeGotThis pic.twitter.com/GOQCya7BJ9
— Chelsea E. Manning (@xychelsea) April 21, 2020
If you're a frog, it's nice to know you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. Of course if you're not a frog, you probably don't really care either way. pic.twitter.com/3ZGX9ERRq2
— Kermit the Frog (@KermitTheFrog) April 20, 2020
Owls can fly silently because of the uniquely designed leading edges of their primary feathers. When most birds fly, air gushes over the surface of their wings & cause noise. Owls' wings, however, are unique because they reduce noise caused by turbulence.
— Daily Owls (@Daily__Owls) April 21, 2020
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And thank you @joshuawongcf @SunnyCheungky @demosisto @networkdiplohk for your generous donation to @umassmemorial caregivers to fight #COVID19. We are grateful for your support and friendship. I am very proud of our work together to support human rights & democracy in #HongKong! https://t.co/0zqvWF9j2T
— Rep. Jim McGovern (@RepMcGovern) April 21, 2020
Signs of life unimaginable during the recently ended lockdown at the #coronavirus pandemic's ground zero have appeared in recent days, as Wuhan returns to work and play days after lifting a 76-day quarantine https://t.co/y5HkhE5LKF pic.twitter.com/HJyIU75pHz
— AFP news agency (@AFP) April 21, 2020
Trump is the empty fridge the media keeps checking.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) April 20, 2020
— Archillect (@archillect) April 20, 2020
— Archillect (@archillect) April 20, 2020
C'mon folks. We've got small groups of political opportunists gathering for cameras arguing the scientific equivalent that the Earth is flat. It's a reckless insult to all those risking lives, an affront to the truth. Meanwhile, the vast majority of Americans act responsibly.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) April 20, 2020
Iceland's forest service is recommending people hug a tree for five minutes a day pic.twitter.com/Fm9mWOEgUU
— Reuters (@Reuters) April 18, 2020
#Cute thing of the day. pic.twitter.com/Oq7MOvA5JB
— Dianna (@GrlpantsGR) April 17, 2020
Trump: Nobody told me about the pandemic I warned you about. If the economy is bad, it's the governors' fault, but if you don't get sick, credit me. I have all the authority and none of the responsibility.
— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) April 17, 2020
— Archillect (@archillect) April 16, 2020
Thank you #Taiwan for the one million masks donated to UK #NHS staff!
— UK in Taiwan 🇬🇧 (@UKinTaiwan) April 15, 2020
謝謝台灣捐贈百萬口罩給英國國民保健署人員! pic.twitter.com/XqRNXEjA10
China has too much influence at the WHO.
— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) April 15, 2020
So we pull funding from the WHO.
Giving China more influence at the WHO.
Smart.
Equality.
— The King Center (@TheKingCenter) April 14, 2020
Equity.
Liberation. 💯 pic.twitter.com/yztFEY86ik
Bored? Try having a sing-along with the produce in your fridge! You might be surprised at their range. pic.twitter.com/s7h0cQpXhF
— The Muppets (@TheMuppets) April 14, 2020
NEW: Over 1,000 homeless Londoners are now self-isolating in hotels & other safe locations.
— Sadiq Khan (@SadiqKhan) April 14, 2020
To the coalition of organisations, charities & individuals who have come together to help: thank you.
Rough sleepers will not be overlooked in our fight against #COVID19. #LondonTogether pic.twitter.com/3hBgUI1RTT
It might have limited resources, but Vietnam has kept the #coronavirus outbreak under control, and even managed to help others. https://t.co/UNJHh4rbrN #Covid19 pic.twitter.com/sbfyIjJjze
— SCMP News (@SCMPNews) April 14, 2020
An empty Victoria Street but full of birdsong! pic.twitter.com/Sy2oKzK7k8
— Edinburgh Spotlight (@edinspotlight) April 14, 2020
Watch a bridge erection machine build a viaduct in a valley in China. The self-developed machine can lift, transport, and install girders. pic.twitter.com/SFRjcwqN0s
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) April 14, 2020
Is it really a good idea to give yourself a wordy LinkedIn profile headline that isn't your job title? Most of the examples I've seen make the person in question sound like a douchebag.
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) April 14, 2020
The 7 pm ritual. I stand on our balcony beating a steel pot, whistling, clapping and cheering. A salute along with my fellow New Yorkers to our health professionals. Heroes all - orderlies, nurses, doctors, and all those risking lives to save lives and keep our city going.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) April 13, 2020
Due to less air pollution the sky is so clear ! I can see the Universal logo ! pic.twitter.com/EqiqIDL4JJ
— Romain Revert (@romainrevert) April 13, 2020
2 days ago, one mother in #Taiwan complained that her son received pink face masks from the gov, which may make him be bullied by classmates.
— Austin H. Wang (@wearytolove) April 13, 2020
On #CDC press conf. today, CDC minister Chen Shih-chung leads all male officials to wear pink face masks.
Best response I can imagine. pic.twitter.com/4TuUUvO202
Here’s a stupid thing I do a lot. I open a packet of food before I’ve read the cooking instructions on the bottom. So I can’t turn it over. So I have to hold it above my head and look up to it like it’s the baby Kunte Kinte to read how to cook it. pic.twitter.com/jkedUhozog
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) April 12, 2020
Anecdotal evidence suggests (i.e. I just made it up) that wearing a tinfoil kippah\ kufi prevents The Pestilence. Pass it on! pic.twitter.com/Q6iCLYHCDX
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) April 12, 2020
People get confused when the stock market goes up despite people losing their jobs. The truth is that many companies will be more profitable and efficient with fewer employees. Investors pay for returns not jobs.
— Andrew Yang🧢🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) April 9, 2020
Welcome to Wuhan! Wuhan Tianhe International Airport performed a water salute to receive the first arriving flight from Hangzhou on Wednesday as the city ends its lockdown. pic.twitter.com/HZHImgIplE
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) April 8, 2020
My Muslim neighbour dropped off a package of fresh fruit, salad and hand sanitiser, as she knew I was self isolating ❤️ I asked through the glass door what I owed her. ‘Nothing’ she replied, ‘you are my neibour you are my family’ ❤️ pic.twitter.com/lLqvQ2xRqu
— Pauline Loven (@periodwardrobe) April 6, 2020
‘We should take comfort that while we may have more still to endure, better days will return’
— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) April 6, 2020
Thank you to everyone who watched The Queen’s broadcast last night. You can read Her Majesty’s address here: https://t.co/1iC3GRm4mU pic.twitter.com/HNtZ0p7ge6
Before You Put On That Mask
— Dr. Christine Eady Mann (@DrChristineMann) April 4, 2020
I get it. You want to do *anything* you can to prevent the spread of this virus to you and your loved ones.
But before you put it on, PLEASE keep the following in mind:
(10 points)
It’s Sat & I want to dress up for dinner but have no hose. My mom told me when they rationed nylon for the war, gals would make a line up the back on their legs with eyebrow pencil to simulate stockings. I've been trying to finish my Sharpie fishnets since 10am. Not going great.
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) April 4, 2020
Stuck this to the window and now the world makes more sense. pic.twitter.com/3F66ilzr7x
— David Stokes (@scottywrotem) April 4, 2020
NO SEW MASK! 😷💗😷💗 Please share with your friends ! pic.twitter.com/ThUh1lKfNt
— Constance Jones (@Constance8News) April 3, 2020
Today’s message: pic.twitter.com/oTz5bPeBUz
— Tom Mitchell (@cakesthebrain) April 3, 2020
The tulip pots - all 58 of them - now in position and poised to flower. pic.twitter.com/6cLdm3Yk0N
— Monty Don (@TheMontyDon) April 3, 2020
Bet Burger King are pissed Cannes is cancelled.
— Nathalie Gordon (@awlilnatty) April 3, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time a brand has mailed over the past weeks, telling me that 'Your wellbeing is our top priority'... Just stop it, please. It clearly isn't. Nor should it be. You've got other sh*t to worry about right now. Your employees being one. pic.twitter.com/hcjIjftz5x
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) April 3, 2020
Thousands of cherry blossoms are blooming in Pingba District, Anshun City, SW China's Guizhou Province, bringing you a romantic atmosphere of spring. pic.twitter.com/gCIzDYTjse
— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) April 3, 2020
Honestly, why are they still doing the weather? We're indoors mate.
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) April 2, 2020
A 16-year-old student in Manila is making face shields for frontline doctors with his 3D printer at home pic.twitter.com/pOKz8Gj2Do
— Reuters (@Reuters) April 2, 2020
In Terminator 2, why is the T1000 slicing celery when John Connor rings home to check on his foster parents? Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
— Mike Brrrrrd (@Birdyword) April 2, 2020
Competence matters. Empathy mattes. The truth matters. Leadership matters. Government matters. Please, let us find a way to combine all of these together when we chart a path forward.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) April 1, 2020
BREAKING: World leaders praise Donald Trump’s handling of the coronavirus outbreak, as he’s making their responses look comparatively competent.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) April 1, 2020
I hate to say the boomers were right but I haven't bought a fancy coffee or brunch for two weeks and now I can afford a three bed house.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 31, 2020