In an alternate #Hongkers reality, I bought this building and made it all shiny and new. But not too shiny. Not new.

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This way to the canteen in the Death Star, #Hongkers. Jeff from Catering is there.

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A hairy, #Hongkers kiss, there.

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Stay classy, #Hongkers.

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Oh #Hongkers.

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Ca-noodling in #Hongkers.

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#Hongkers all pretty, there.

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Here's a little composition I like to call "Bar stools in a bar." #Hongkers brings the obvious out of me, there.

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Yup. That tinsel really brightens up the place, #Hongkers.

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Your man with a shot glass balanced in his car. Spill the drink, you pay. Don't spill the drink, you pay. Genius, don't you think, #Hongkers?

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Favorite tweets

MT @TristanLavender Got up at 4 a.m. Walked uphill for 1,5 hours.I made it in time for sunrise. Hello, Hong Kong. http://pic.twitter.com/K0Pt4YlICL

— Hong Kong (@discoverhk) November 20, 2016

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Lots of these in #Hongkers. Thankfully.

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Sometimes things can get tough in #Hongkers.

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Cray cray in #Hongkers.

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#Hongkers winking there.

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'ello gorgeous. What brings you to #Hongkers?

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Cozy #Hongkers.

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Hugs in #Hongkers.

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Rainbows in #Hongkers.

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Shabby fabby #Hongkers.

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It can get all cheesy in #Hongkers at times.

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#Hongkers; full of good advice, there.

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Invaders everywhere in #Hongkers.

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Twinkle, twinkle #Hongkers

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This guy, #Hongkers.

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Sometimes, even Google Maps can't help you in #Hongkers.

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#Hongkers hongky tonk.

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The view from me office in #Hongkers is gorgeous. Makes me want to work harder. A litlle.

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First shot of the #Hongkers Hyperloop.

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I'll have whatever the kitty's having, please #Hongkers.

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