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Grab your running shoes Hong Kong because we have your guide to walks, hikes and runs! https://t.co/g0ao5NLzIg http://pic.twitter.com/iPmlzyJbPw

— Localiiz Hong Kong (@localiiz) March 31, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/localiiz

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People in Starbucks looking at me like they've never heard the name Goliath before.

— cluedont (@cluedont) March 31, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/cluedont

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Just had exclusive interview with Turkish Pres. Erdogan on #BrusselsAttacks, freedom of the press. Airs tomorrow http://pic.twitter.com/9anm5N4Dyg

— Christiane Amanpour (@camanpour) March 30, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/camanpour

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Similarities and Differences Between Donald Trump and Burger King’s New “Angriest Whopper”https://t.co/FMhFK65IQQ http://pic.twitter.com/AxnPlYtFh5

— MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) March 30, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MADmagazine

RT @beardbaseUK: Canada's Minister of Defence looks like he could defend the whole country on his own. https://t.co/GJT4WQffpz

Canada's Minister of Defence looks like he could defend the whole country on his own. http://pic.twitter.com/GJT4WQffpz

— BeardBase (@beardbaseUK) March 30, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie

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@ryanducie looking sharp, Ryan! 👊🏼

— Christine Espinoza (@Christy1444) March 29, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Christy1444

... and look who i picked up! https://t.co/5CXNT26S3P

... and look who i picked up! http://pic.twitter.com/5CXNT26S3P

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) March 29, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie

Waiting at the airport for Bartjes. Lady just asked if I was with the Queen Elizabeth Two https://t.co/71puOp69K9

Waiting at the airport for Bartjes. Lady just asked if I was with the Queen Elizabeth Two http://pic.twitter.com/71puOp69K9

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) March 29, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie

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FINALLY. http://pic.twitter.com/3ni3yAaL5J

— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) March 28, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/imchriskelly

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my grandson told me a joke this morning. he fucked up the punchline 3 times before he got it right. his nose is still bleeding

— Micheal Caine (@mikealfredcaine) March 28, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/mikealfredcaine

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I don't know who Zayn is but I do know that nobody born in 1993 is old enough to deserve an "Early Life" section in their Wikipedia bio.

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 27, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt

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How a bank holiday works:
Friday: Let's go drinking
Saturday: MORE DRINKING
Sunday: More drinking?
Monday: I have made poor life choices

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 27, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon

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— Terry W. Virts (@AstroTerry) March 27, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/AstroTerry

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Big firms in the United States have never had it so good. Time for a blast of competition https://t.co/DcGuHcMp7g http://pic.twitter.com/452nil2orr

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) March 27, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TheEconomist

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Most unrealistic part of @BatmanvSuperman is when Batman is doing cross fit but doesn't talk about it constantly or even take a gym selfie.

— Bill Squire (@billsquire) March 26, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/billsquire

Hey @Uber. Without fail, every one of your drivers calls me first to ask where I am going. Do they understand how this thing works?

Hey @Uber. Without fail, every one of your drivers calls me first to ask where I am going. Do they understand how this thing works?

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) March 26, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie

Seems they painted the "Do not paint on this wall" order. On the wall. https://t.co/AievZeWdpG

Seems they painted the "Do not paint on this wall" order. On the wall. http://pic.twitter.com/AievZeWdpG

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) March 25, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie

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The striking colour and texture of Africa http://pic.twitter.com/qmh7GdREA8

— Tim Peake (@astro_timpeake) March 24, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/astro_timpeake

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Having a four day weekend got me like http://pic.twitter.com/8hzmtKK7hu

— Harry (@hxrryb_) March 24, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/hxrryb_

RT @KathyBurke: Get ye a man who can do both https://t.co/0LCBviw3iL

Get ye a man who can do both http://pic.twitter.com/0LCBviw3iL

— Kathy Burke (@KathyBurke) March 24, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie

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Get ye a man who can do both http://pic.twitter.com/0LCBviw3iL

— Kathy Burke (@KathyBurke) March 24, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/KathyBurke

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Why would spell check change sweeping into sweetie. Is there some zen lunatic in charge?

— Eric Idle (@EricIdle) March 24, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/EricIdle

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Watch the @POTUS and @FLOTUS tango in the night in Argentina https://t.co/JJMndlNsU0

— Twitter Moments (@TwitterMoments) March 24, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TwitterMoments

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How many of #HongKong's districts have you visited? Explore them with the Insider's Guide: https://t.co/TiT4Rg7qyv http://pic.twitter.com/uVdQDEGgsw

— Hong Kong (@discoverhk) March 23, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/discoverhk

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Never too old to hug your mommy. Before my trip this summer. http://pic.twitter.com/xGLEpfselG

— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) March 23, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JihadiJew

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We’re investing $25 million to reduce immigration processing times and make family reunification a priority in #Budget2016.

— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) March 22, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau

RT @JesseWillems: A message from #belgium https://t.co/irMJDUmo45

A message from #belgium http://pic.twitter.com/irMJDUmo45

— Jesse Willems (@JesseWillems) March 22, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie

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Perhaps offer your condolences first before trying to score political points. And Brussels is STILL beautiful. https://t.co/uRzof7v2KV

— My Daughter's Army (@MyDaughtersArmy) March 22, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MyDaughtersArmy

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Leaders are not responsible for the results. Leaders are responsible for the people who are responsible for the results.

— Simon Sinek (@simonsinek) March 22, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/simonsinek

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World's Largest Collection of Trolls #TwitterIn5Words @midnight http://pic.twitter.com/s0boBvMuSI

— NickG (@sub150run) March 22, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/sub150run

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Raise your words not your voice..... http://pic.twitter.com/lsI0gBuvDP

— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) March 22, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JihadiJew

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Slight delay on newsy tweet. This current tweet is meant to amuse you while you wait for the main tweet.

— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) March 21, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SteveMartinToGo

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Our quote of the day is from the American writer and philosopher Henry David Thoreau http://pic.twitter.com/UwWRhBt3kM

— The Economist (@EconEurope) March 21, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/EconEurope

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Anything
can be a poem
if you just
keep hitting enter
whilst writing
a sentence#WorldPoetryDay

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 21, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon

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Stunning pic! RT @TravelRisks Early morning jog on Peak Trail, #HongKong. Beautiful #sunrise over the city. http://pic.twitter.com/0uWrp1im2m

— Hong Kong (@discoverhk) March 21, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/discoverhk

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— Joe (@goulcher) March 21, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/goulcher

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Some airlines take customers' tweets more seriously than others https://t.co/SfRHA1sK7A http://pic.twitter.com/gzGMjLwuni

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) March 21, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TheEconomist

Aww... https://t.co/VVsXgSpYxN

Aww... http://pic.twitter.com/VVsXgSpYxN

— ryanducie (@ryanducie) March 21, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie

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"If you focus on what you left behind, you will never see what lies ahead!" http://pic.twitter.com/csSamSlEBX

— Disney•Pixar (@DisneyPixar) March 20, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DisneyPixar

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Thank you for all of the birthday well wishes you really know how to make gal feel good! http://pic.twitter.com/YIy3oXVJA1

— Queen Latifah (@IAMQUEENLATIFAH) March 19, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/IAMQUEENLATIFAH

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I'm on a gluten spree diet.

— Devin Siebold (@DevinSiebold) March 18, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DevinSiebold

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The plural of Guinness is Guinneese don't at me

— joe (@sad_tree) March 18, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/sad_tree

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had to go to a funeral yesterday. i really fucken hate funerals. takes up most of the day. besides i can always remarry

— Micheal Caine (@mikealfredcaine) March 17, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/mikealfredcaine

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I made a robot to help me argue on the internet http://pic.twitter.com/NxpXhk0NMM

— Simone Giertz (@SimoneGiertz) March 16, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SimoneGiertz

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Today I learned that raspberries make great Lego Afros. http://pic.twitter.com/VUPtIoCoLA

— Kris Jenkins (@krisajenkins) March 16, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/krisajenkins

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It's that simple! Don't forget it! #getlost #skate #bathtub #relax #thelostexplorer #explo… https://t.co/U4oZAuXUvh http://pic.twitter.com/qke2NoencX

— David de Rothschild (@DRexplore) March 15, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DRexplore

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Kowloon, Hong Kong. #pics #traveling #vacation http://pic.twitter.com/pLk2XAB6QY

— Missederve (@Missederve) March 14, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Missederve

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How Tim Robbins has cut reoffending rates https://t.co/d7TmHi8CLx http://pic.twitter.com/yrNsrWXCEt

— BBC News Magazine (@BBCNewsMagazine) March 14, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/BBCNewsMagazine

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Passing through thick ‘aurora soup’ today! #Principia #aurora https://t.co/SU85yM1FM4 http://pic.twitter.com/zR4ijDWWea

— Tim Peake (@astro_timpeake) March 7, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/astro_timpeake

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— Eddie Izzard (@eddieizzard) March 11, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/eddieizzard

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#crufts2016
Here's a handy guide to some of the dogs that will be there. http://pic.twitter.com/YjdBEDnkEi

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 10, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/joeheenan

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My first #rain on #Earth! Great end to a full day of post-flight tests @NASA_Johnson. I missed weather. #YearInSpace http://pic.twitter.com/7FN4ptstY2

— Scott Kelly (@StationCDRKelly) March 8, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/StationCDRKelly

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@ryanducie @kishcha @stevtay 10 Amazing Things To Do in Hong Kong If you haven't already :) https://t.co/q4AUEJ6CZl

— SusanN (@Miss_SMN) March 6, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Miss_SMN

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Good insight here. Everyone, stop talking about this guy! https://t.co/31unfs2JdX

— Tim O'Reilly (@timoreilly) March 6, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/timoreilly

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What would you do when you first got home after spending a #YearInSpace? Here's what @StationCDRKelly did! #GIFparty http://pic.twitter.com/bH82lWn99P

— Intl. Space Station (@Space_Station) March 3, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Space_Station

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"I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves"

You thought wrong

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 3, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SoVeryBritish

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The world of tomorrow exists today - at a robot hotel in Japan https://t.co/WMnq4fOhy8 https://t.co/FBf7XflrIv

— WIRED (@WIRED) March 3, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/WIRED

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To recline or not to recline? That is the question. https://t.co/ibX3dOiZqP http://pic.twitter.com/Cl9A3qgXlN

— Condé Nast Traveler (@CNTraveler) March 2, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/CNTraveler

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1 week old today #230216 #baby #pisces #parents #sleeplessnights #itsallgoodthough #love #heart https://t.co/AEGArH3SCp

— Dimitri Gaucher (@DimitriGaucher) March 1, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DimitriGaucher

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This is what happens when you tell Starbucks your name is Beyonce https://t.co/m6WXp9fhWT http://pic.twitter.com/nXIP1rJIO1

— indy100 (@indy100) March 1, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/indy100

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i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the "i'm not a robot" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain

— morenike ⚡️ (@moren1ke) February 27, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/moren1ke