National Geographic have show where they interview real, disguised drug dealers. Be to their mates "Yeah man. I be on Nat Geo. I da man."
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) December 29, 2014
via Twitter https://twitter.com/ryanducie
National Geographic have show where they interview real, disguised drug dealers. Be to their mates "Yeah man. I be on Nat Geo. I da man."
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) December 29, 2014
Trending: Lego Kit Designed Just for Architects - PSFK http://t.co/EyWx3qwHVe http://ift.tt/1E89cZH
— PSFK (@PSFK) December 23, 2014
Moved quickly past "lumbersexual" with my beard, right on to "unstable survivalist" and toward "this man has a concealed hatchet, I'm sure"
— Post-Culture Review (@PostCultRev) December 23, 2014
One of the most beautiful Libraries of the world. Mafra Library, Lisbon, Portugal.
Photo by Will Pryce. http://ift.tt/1HtrQrk
— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) December 23, 2014
The art & science of dancing among the stars..MRT: @airandspace: #Spacewalk50 Social http://t.co/zg50mAPVPa Img @NASA http://ift.tt/1viG9sY
— Douglas H. Wheelock (@Astro_Wheels) December 23, 2014
A @jujamcyn hat, Broadway show playbills and a wedding picture = the making of a stellar... http://t.co/p9HQ3nsjzn http://ift.tt/1E5FpRp
— DuJour (@DuJourMedia) December 22, 2014
A Christmas card that gets it right. http://t.co/TiMCTFi72b http://ift.tt/1vhpW7u
— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) December 22, 2014
"Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence." -Leonardo da Vinci
— Avinash Kaushik (@avinash) December 22, 2014
US always worries others will doubt our "credibility" & resolve. It should really worry that others no longer trust our judgment.
— Stephen Walt (@stephenWalt) December 22, 2014
“Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work” – Seth Godin http://t.co/JapT3CYPSi
— Richard Branson (@richardbranson) December 22, 2014
My mom and daughter deciphering the mysteries of Facebook. http://ift.tt/1HnFjAU
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) December 22, 2014
Bear Grylls was helped in his survival career by the name his folks gave him. I only hope my son, Administrator Timesheets lives up to his.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) December 21, 2014
The most beautiful kisses of 2014: http://t.co/XaO4mm2DIL http://ift.tt/1v82jgF
— Mashable (@mashable) December 21, 2014
What would Lincoln, Thatcher, and Che look like if they lived in present-day Brooklyn? http://t.co/Wx9vE2uPKG http://ift.tt/1sUqGUM
— Fast Company (@FastCompany) December 20, 2014
3 steps to creating a standout #CV http://t.co/29TUWx69DX #work #resume http://ift.tt/13lYQ7q
— World Economic Forum (@wef) December 19, 2014
They are literally talking about terrorism http://ift.tt/13JRA6s
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) December 19, 2014
How to: DIY Startup Explainer Video for Under $300 http://t.co/owhWPRHQ3c http://ift.tt/1wUtCii
— Jason Barrett (@JasonDigital) December 19, 2014
Everything http://ift.tt/1zEyVox
— Brian S Hall (@brianshall) December 19, 2014
Got to town early for a work do. Am passing time by leaning against a wall, whispering “target is approaching” into my lapel as people pass.
— Tom (@sgtbeefmeat) December 18, 2014
Robin Williams tickling a gorilla who is fluent in American sign language. http://ift.tt/1z99yMx
— TV Secrets (@TV_Exposed) December 18, 2014
There's a lot happening here. #TBT http://ift.tt/1C6FDmx
— Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) December 18, 2014
Is this the best letter to Santa ever? #tech #startups http://ift.tt/1z99vAk
— Malcolm Bell (@malcolmbell) December 18, 2014
Sometimes you see someone way too pretty for the bus. You're like, "hmmm surely you could get a volunteer to drive you everywhere."
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) December 18, 2014
Timeshares, for fine art.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) December 18, 2014
As tensions rise in Sydney over the hostage situation, Australians offer to walk/ride with people in religious garb.
http://t.co/CYpdc85Hyp
— Sara Weissman (@SaraWeissman) December 15, 2014
Easy Xmas gift ideas for dad
1. Leave him alone for an hour for God's sake
2 Leave him alone for an hour for God's sake
3 Foo Fighters CD
— Böb Jänke (@Bob_Janke) December 15, 2014
Can't stand open letters. Pompous and passive aggressive. Just write a fucking article.
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) December 17, 2014
What if we just invented Christmas? Would it survive a focus group? http://t.co/Nzdnbn4UHB #haha #customercentricity
— Avinash Kaushik (@avinash) December 17, 2014
Top Google searches of 2014 revealed to be “Who is Banksy?”, “Who is Isis?” and “How do we avoid paying corporation tax in the UK?”
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) December 16, 2014
Very few places in the world do you see the stars light up the sky the way they do here... Breathtaking.... #Mauritius #StarsAreOutTonight
— SusanN (@Miss_SMN) December 16, 2014
"I don't want a lot for Christmas."
Later...
"All I want for Christmas is you."
EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH.
— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 14, 2014
If your PowerPoint presentation also works as a leave behind, you’re doing both wrong.
— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) December 16, 2014
"If you can’t feed a team with two pizzas, it’s too large." — Jeff Bezos
— Bryan Eisenberg (@TheGrok) December 12, 2014
HT: @claytoncubitt http://ift.tt/1sjPFAz
— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) December 12, 2014
[VIDEO] Check out stunning footage of one of the world's deadliest waves: http://t.co/E8PAiMK6Il #Hawaii http://ift.tt/1zZxNtz
— BBC Travel (@BBC_Travel) December 12, 2014
Your soul shines out of your eyes.
— Harold Pinter-Quotes (@Pinter_Quotes) December 12, 2014
Looking forward to my next Emirates flight #spglife #yourworldrewards #emirates http://ift.tt/1sjPFk7
— Michael Wale (@chatwithmichael) December 11, 2014
CIA release their version of the interrogation report. http://ift.tt/1BCxb10
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) December 10, 2014
evolution http://ift.tt/1wlF2vd
— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) December 12, 2014
I just created a yahoo email account and yahoo was like "really?" and they started shuffling papers and trying to look busy.
— ibid (@ibid78) December 9, 2014
My basil plant is dead http://ift.tt/12uzhRn
— Charles Cave (@c_w_p_c) December 10, 2014
These 8 ice hotels are (literally) the coolest places in the world: http://t.co/BKMWbnMb6O @Hoteldeglace @Visitkemi http://ift.tt/12N2ved
— Condé Nast Traveler (@CNTraveler) December 10, 2014
Quick question: Can you 3D print a replica dog? Need an answer soonish.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) December 10, 2014
QUICK I'm at a party, does the 5-second rule apply to my dignity?
— shauna (@goldengateblond) December 6, 2014
When a user told us: "Your product is a piece of sh#t" we made sure to listen: http://t.co/l2Gm1ujNVB http://ift.tt/1shDa2K
— Hootsuite (@hootsuite) December 10, 2014
Using a small scalpel, artist Chris Maynard carves artwork out of feathers giving them new life on canvas http://ift.tt/1ztcbHw
— Saatchi Gallery (@saatchi_gallery) December 10, 2014
Every race is a race against time. That's how racing works
— donni (@donni) December 9, 2014
Things you hear at spacex: I don't know. There might be a rocket in there. Let's go check @Astro_Wheels
— Nathan Smith (@ntsmith1997) December 10, 2014
America, where black men are killed with impunity, security services torture with impunity and propaganda insists it's the land of the free.
— Patrick Strudwick (@PatrickStrud) December 9, 2014
Street art that decays over time http://ift.tt/1yNn0Eu
— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) December 9, 2014
FINALS TIP: Create a reward system to help you study. For example, if you spend 1 hour studying, reward yourself with 72 hours of Netflix.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) December 10, 2014
How teams can avoid the most common errors they face: http://t.co/z4zcy79OtL @CassSunstein http://ift.tt/1ug6G8P
— Harvard Biz Review (@HarvardBiz) December 9, 2014
Michael Pederson's Surprising Public Signs http://t.co/QS5lMYD6Br http://ift.tt/1ueRgTn
— neatorama (@neatorama) December 9, 2014
Comically obvious drug deal goes down in the background of live news report: http://t.co/VDF7HxgjO1 http://ift.tt/1uKN8wS
— DailyEdge.ie (@dailyedge) November 21, 2014
Image from #Rochester http://ift.tt/1ArRFJ6
— Lisa (@biscuitahoy) November 21, 2014
Microsoft's ads are starting to creep me out. http://ift.tt/1qEJAxS
— Josh Helfferich (@JoshHelfferich) November 21, 2014
Without respect, even if people want to perform well, they can't http://t.co/cswQ62DwBL http://ift.tt/1uS18pG
— Harvard Biz Review (@HarvardBiz) November 19, 2014
Surprisingly few letters coming in to my agony uncle column ‘What is it Now, For Fuck’s Sake?’
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 19, 2014
The downside to posting jokes all the time is that if I tweeted "Help, I am in an Iranian prison" everyone would be like "haha good one"
— Ristolable (@Ristolable) November 18, 2014
You don't seem to understand that I don't give a shit about any of this.
— Harold Pinter-Quotes (@Pinter_Quotes) November 19, 2014
Just received a free course on 'How to Commit Leadership Suicide'. Course-giver didn't realise he was giving said course.
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) November 19, 2014
Sometimes, Nature is just awesome. This is a Real Bird, and it's called a Blue-Footed Booby. http://ift.tt/1BLVVEY
— Globe Pics (@Globe_Pics) November 18, 2014
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
— Kurt Vonnegut (@Kurt_Vonnegut) November 18, 2014
Advertisers, it's not "the run-up to Christmas", it's called "November".
— Ben (@snorewell) November 17, 2014
Universal drivers of #CX and loyalty - @maxieschmidt #ForrForum #CustExp #CEM http://ift.tt/14y59pC
— Forrester Research (@forrester) November 17, 2014
Great quotation of Maya Angelou; showing the importance of emotions in Customer Experience #forrforum #cx http://ift.tt/11n6xsX
— Nienke Bloem (@NienkeBloem) November 17, 2014
How bout you start by using a <title> tag first http://ift.tt/11v4ZOC
— Paul Stamatiou (@Stammy) November 17, 2014
KLM and Airbnb convert jet into pop-up hotel room http://t.co/MxbbFOMAFn via @DailyMailUK #airlinemarketing http://ift.tt/1GV8f62
— airlinetrends•com (@airlinetrends) November 14, 2014
If the word "platitude" doesn't mean platypus attitude then seriously what the hell
— Shawn (@CakeThrottle) November 9, 2014
I hope Branson doesn't give up on space tourism. We need pathfinders and adventurers. What are we left with otherwise? Fucking X Factor?!
— Dan Oliver (@danoliver) November 12, 2014
Delighted with the tech industry’s new obsession with monitoring my many physical activities. It was hell trying to keep track on my own.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 10, 2014
Funny to read how big banks are setting aside cash in case of litigation. Like "We know we're crooks. Let's see if anyone else notices."
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) November 10, 2014
‘Served with chips’ used to signify something, dammit. Now it means ‘Enjoy your six potato slabs done up like a game of fucking Jenga’.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 4, 2014
Met Office unveils £97m machine that is 13 times more efficient than current equipment. http://ift.tt/ZXbwA0
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) October 28, 2014
"Take care of your thoughts when you are alone" and "take care of your words when you are with people" /via @abucoda @EemaniTweets
— donotfold (@donotfold) October 28, 2014
Two boys in Kenya making a trade http://ift.tt/12aVUL0
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) October 22, 2014
Never feeling more terrified than when someone asks if they can "have a quick chat"
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 22, 2014
Strong winds, and I’m very worried about the trees in my garden. They weren’t there yesterday.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) October 21, 2014
Sunrise taken from @TheShardLondon. Mini heatwave starts here, it's supposed to reach 20c today. @liamdutton @se1 http://ift.tt/1wOPpqj
— Andrew Potter (@AndrewPotterNZ) October 17, 2014
"It's not a question of how often you're right.
It's a question of when you're right, how right you are."
-@pmarca on VC
— Paul Stamatiou (@Stammy) October 17, 2014
Unique perspective of an #ISS solar array from today’s #spacewalk http://ift.tt/ZuGkI9
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) October 15, 2014
"There is only one valuable thing in art: the thing you cannot explain." - Georges Braque #ArtistQuotes http://ift.tt/1yCc0ul
— Saatchi Gallery (@saatchi_gallery) October 15, 2014
Watched #TheApprentice last night? A management prof shares his honest opinion on the series: http://t.co/1EdPTytybp http://ift.tt/1yCbZqi
— The Conversation (@ConversationUK) October 15, 2014
"It doesn't matter how many "resources" you have if you don't know how to use them. http://ift.tt/1sK61kQ” RT @thereaIbanksy
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) October 15, 2014
RELEASE THE GITS #TheApprentice
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 14, 2014
@Lapresidenta thank you for Harry! And your note. Harry is now a welcome member of the family xxx http://ift.tt/1wnKFYr
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) October 12, 2014
"It is better to be kind than right." - Wayne Dyer
— Great Minds Quotes (@GreatestQuotes) October 10, 2014
A view from above a rainbow thanks to #AviationGeek. Have you ever flown above a rainbow on an #Etihad flight?#AVGeek http://ift.tt/1uG9qAM
— Etihad Airways (@EtihadAirways) October 9, 2014
"Dude, go for drinks?"
*I travel to 45 minutes into the future and see myself fighting a lawn flamingo and puking in a mailbox*
Yeah I'm in
— Blank. (@sarcasm_inc) October 1, 2014
If Batman has the Bat Signal, did they just use a laser pointer to summon Catwoman?
— Devin Siebold (@DevinSiebold) October 8, 2014
.@BorowitzReport: An Ohio man has become infected with misinformation about Ebola through contact with cable news http://t.co/GKRhBfUTwe
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) October 8, 2014
To ease the pain of losing a pitch for political reasons, consider what you would have endured had you won.
— Lee Clow’s Beard (@leeclowsbeard) October 7, 2014
ie. 'In astronomic terms, I am incredibly close to completing my book'
— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) October 7, 2014
So the asteroid 'close' to hitting Earth missed us by 17,000 miles.
Mmm. I might start describing things more often in astronomic terms
— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) October 7, 2014
15 signs made funnier with vanadlism https://t.co/YysUzwxWAS
— Human Beings (@HUMANBElNGS) October 7, 2014
A Halfords lorry with the slogan "we fit" is stuck under a bridge in south-east London. http://t.co/2NajPepEXK http://ift.tt/1uRgz2m
— BBC News England (@BBCEngland) October 6, 2014
Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward, 1963 http://ift.tt/1sZTKtq
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) October 6, 2014
How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music.
How to feel time: write.
How to lose time: Twitter.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 3, 2014
Starting to worry how I'm going to make money when I'm not hot enough to model anymore.
— Josh Helfferich (@JoshHelfferich) October 3, 2014
An invitation to an all-male Republican fundraiser shows how to lose women voters, and fast http://t.co/c2ZQRuAHiD http://ift.tt/1vCiw0z
— The Economist (@TheEconomist) October 3, 2014
Never forget what matters. http://ift.tt/1rCn7Ri
— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) October 3, 2014
“Exaggerate the essential, leave the obvious vague.”
― Vincent van Gogh #ArtistQuotes http://ift.tt/1rxTQXS
— Saatchi Gallery (@saatchi_gallery) October 2, 2014
Students made a boat out of potato chip packets to prove there’s too much air in them
http://t.co/2YwmIlu9BH http://ift.tt/1ueXZzG
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) October 2, 2014
The @Marriott VR Travel 4-D Experience w/ @oculus_rift tech is coming to @MHMarquisWDC #GetTeleported 10/2 - 10/5 http://pic.twitter.com/PmiJM5pTSR
— Marriott Marquis DC (@MHMarquisWDC) September 30, 2014
Yes! My favorite season...the colors of Autumn are visible from space...MRT: @GabrielleNYC: http://t.co/WdeG4jumRD http://ift.tt/1pqyoy5 🍂🍁
— Douglas H. Wheelock (@Astro_Wheels) October 1, 2014
"Your brand isn't what you say it is.." #UnSelling http://t.co/Lj8oisIIYy http://ift.tt/1xBSjlV
— Wiley Business Books (@WileyBiz) October 1, 2014
The European Union is designed to keep its members, not to manage their gradual disintegration http://t.co/JlLSXKhRSw http://ift.tt/1rsKlZY
— The Economist (@TheEconomist) October 1, 2014
The internet. http://ift.tt/1rH34jF
— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) September 30, 2014
Sad to see HK protesters resorting to violins. http://ift.tt/1vpZb1H
— Samuel Wade (@samuel_wade) September 29, 2014
Cute behind the scenes moment of a BBC Nature documentary! http://t.co/ByTNNlUyxp
— Behind the Scenes (@MakingOfs) September 29, 2014
"So. You hate your job. There's a support group for that. It's called 'Everybody'. And they meet in the bar." #georgecarlin
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) September 24, 2014
Daddy long legs. Mommy no arms. Sister back fat. Cousin shit ears.
— Guy Dangerous (@Lerky) September 23, 2014
Staffordshire retired police dog fund: Donate http://ift.tt/1mHkEng
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) September 23, 2014
When I was younger and partied till 5am I would get a hangover. Now, when I party till 5am, I get a cold for a week and a half.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) September 23, 2014
Tattoo parlor in the 1920's http://ift.tt/1uBLJai
— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) September 23, 2014
Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman recently unveiled his giant "Moon Rabbit" at the Dayuan Town Naval Base in Taiwan http://ift.tt/1x5a1Os
— Saatchi Gallery (@saatchi_gallery) September 23, 2014
Is Come Dine With Me like jury duty?
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) September 22, 2014
Accidentally said hi to a guy in the hallway who was saying hi to someone behind me. Won't be talking to another human for at least a decade
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) September 18, 2014
One day soon my "productive period" is sure to kick in.
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) September 18, 2014
Test yourself: Can you describe why someone disagrees with you without faulting either their character or intelligence?- Rabbi Telushkin
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) September 18, 2014
“Never interrupt someone doing something you said couldn’t be done.” Amelia Earhart. … http://t.co/o8rZfmbKil
— Bijan Sabet (@bijan) September 18, 2014
"In five years time at least 50% of all searches are going to be either through images or speech" Baidu's @AndrewYNg http://t.co/9RZGZlGXnl
— FastCoLabs (@FastCoLabs) September 17, 2014
i imagine the hardest part of parenting is having to keep your kids alive all the time
— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 12, 2014
"Who won The Voice last year?" would be an impossible password security question.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) September 17, 2014
Dubai is like if a space station and a mall got married
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 16, 2014
Now if only I could blame Apple for the rest of the embarrassing music on my iTunes
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 16, 2014
American POW returning from Vietnam being greeted by family, 1973 http://ift.tt/1CUhAZQ
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) September 11, 2014
Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger.
— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) September 11, 2014
Destructive results of a powerful supernova explosion reveal themselves to @ChandraXRay: http://t.co/ZQUfITH4CG http://ift.tt/1p7oL6n
— NASA (@NASA) September 10, 2014
They'll never make this iPhone auto-correct work properly now that Steve Jobs is deaf.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) September 10, 2014
Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, sent his astronaut application in a week late. A friend slipped it into the pile.
— Most Wow Facts (@MostWowFacts) September 9, 2014
Just did crazy Japanese game show called 逆転の法則. I have no idea what happened, but it was awesome http://ift.tt/1tpoxeC
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 9, 2014
@higgledygarden here..... in Liverpool. http://ift.tt/1rsoYTp
— Frances (@FrannyZorbak) September 7, 2014
It takes so much courage to acknowledge when something isn't working
— Bijan Sabet (@bijan) September 4, 2014
My favorite views from #space – just past #sunrise over the ocean. http://ift.tt/1qlafx5
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 2, 2014
"You can choose to live your life with the joy of the front row or solemness of the third row. The choice is yours." http://ift.tt/1r5csg0
— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) September 1, 2014
Not entirely fair to #Javascript, but funny. From http://t.co/5AVd4907C8 http://ift.tt/W1OG8v
— Tim O'Reilly (@timoreilly) September 1, 2014
Brain: "See this really normal situation?"
Me: "Don't"
"Would be a shame if..."
"No"
"You had a panic attack FOR NO REASON AT ALL HAHAHAHA"
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 1, 2014
An interactive ceiling that undulates as you pass under http://t.co/tryzkhjxl1 http://t.co/kCD5XHSXd8
— WIRED (@WIRED) September 1, 2014
Cape Town, South Africa just now. http://ift.tt/Y5TE5V
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) August 30, 2014
overnight success takes years http://ift.tt/Y5TETw
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) August 29, 2014
Three little girls peer through the binoculars of an American soldier after the liberation of Normandy, 1944 http://ift.tt/1qK5QDG
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) August 29, 2014
#NATO, looking for senior anything-but-the-truth writers, there. http://ift.tt/1zLbN4p
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) August 28, 2014
Travel series to be produced under #MyDubai http://t.co/5Hp3DP21vL
— JJ (@hotelemarketer) August 28, 2014
We learn from observing babies grow in the womb that all true transformation is a gradual process. It is God's way to take change slowly.
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) August 28, 2014
Astronomy photo of the day from NASA: Milky Way over Yellowstone - http://t.co/S2UkXxY0SN http://ift.tt/1qBw6Qs
— Steve Clark (@steveclarkuk) August 28, 2014
This is how they prevent people from urinating in public in the Czech Republic: http://ift.tt/1vJwFZd
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 26, 2014
logging onto twitter when you forget there's an awards show is the same feeling as lifting up a rock + there's 10000 swarming millipedes
— Jose Bernstein (@jbasher) August 26, 2014
Spend a night in IKEA showrooms through @airbnb Australia http://t.co/9w6RAYRh6r http://ift.tt/XMchvr
— PSFK (@PSFK) August 25, 2014
15 best blogging platforms on the Web today http://t.co/dRmPPb0F8R http://ift.tt/1pXjByH
— The Next Web (@TheNextWeb) August 25, 2014
Here's a pointless picture of a tree because I can't post my show sheep without revealing my hand to rivals!
24hrs http://ift.tt/1ty1Wgo
— Herdwick Shepherd (@herdyshepherd1) August 22, 2014
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
— Kurt Vonnegut (@Kurt_Vonnegut) August 22, 2014
Hippos are among the most dangerous animals in Africa. Conference rooms too. #howgoogleworks
http://t.co/y4ye84zydj http://ift.tt/1s8hZAl
— Jonathan Rosenberg (@jjrosenberg) August 21, 2014
Made a new friend #Ferguson http://ift.tt/1s6RICJ
— Alice Speri (@alicesperi) August 21, 2014
"In Paris I really try and do nothing...But that's impossible!" #ChristianLouboutin #Quote #Paris #RiverSeine #Cruise http://ift.tt/1pL5pJd
— Prince de Galles (@PDG_Paris) August 20, 2014
Confessions Of A Contrarian: Much easier & safer to be loudmouth when you own agency than when you're an employee. http://t.co/zHz9idMRR4
— adcontrarian (@AdContrarian) August 20, 2014
Egypt calls on US authorities to show restraint against protesters in #Ferguson http://t.co/r4pZ1uKScZ http://ift.tt/1uSoOLb
— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) August 19, 2014
They're called ''man-hours'' because a woman would finish that shit in 20 minutes.
— Fiona (@Fiona_Jamison) August 19, 2014
If you want to reach other people with the reality of God and the truth of your faith? Say less and do more and do better.
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) August 19, 2014
US can't tell other countries to improve their records on policing and peaceful assembly if it won't clean up its own human rights record
— AmnestyInternational (@amnesty) August 19, 2014
FYI: This account is labeled as a parody because of Twitter's rules, not because I think you're too stupid to realize it.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) August 18, 2014
You are what you do, not what you say you'll do.
RT @AMAZlNG_QUOTES
— Thomas Flindt (@TFBeirut) August 16, 2014
How come girls always brag about being "reunited" with their friends? Quit that shit. You aren't Outkast. You're just two chicks.
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) August 15, 2014
Let me write this clearly so those with an irony deficiency understand. It isn't the end of the world if your A level grades are a bit shit.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 14, 2014
So when is the United States of America going to invade the United States of America to restore democracy and freedom? #Ferguson
— Jenn Hoffman (@JennHoffman) August 14, 2014
Told my main man about things. He said 'Sometimes you salute the man. Sometimes you salute the rank. Either way, you have a choice.'
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) August 15, 2014
How to sell a chalkboard: http://ift.tt/1t3qZZu
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 14, 2014
Thank you @humansofny for your stories from the Middle East lately. You have humanised that region more than western media has in 50 years.
— Elias Jahshan (@Elias_Jahshan) August 14, 2014
I got your "upper-funnel activity" right here
— adcontrarian (@AdContrarian) August 14, 2014
Praying outside this evening. There is no synagogue, masjid or cathedral as simply majestic or peaceful as the night time sky. #fb
— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) August 8, 2014
One Direction is not a very good band.
— Most Wow Facts (@MostWowFacts) August 8, 2014
"If you ask people where they go to get something done, you almost never hear someone say the office." http://t.co/fzn5sVuKOW
— TED Talks (@TEDTalks) August 7, 2014
Joffrey Ballet School http://ift.tt/1oKmdPq
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 7, 2014
UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon said he was "deeply appalled". Thanks for your contribution, there fella. Helps a load.
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) August 8, 2014
A garden is a place to feel the beauty of solitude. - Bob Barnes http://t.co/LZbQW1Xxjt
— How to Plant (@HowToPlant) August 7, 2014
Reporters Without Borders: Censorship tells the wrong story http://ift.tt/X17O7X
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 6, 2014
“Much of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to work." http://t.co/TRaGvjXYJn RT @TheEconomist
— ryanducie (@ryanducie) August 6, 2014
Russian hacker group steals 1.2 billion username and password combos, and more than 500 million email addresses. http://t.co/yFOHUZha3k
— Mashable (@mashable) August 6, 2014
Nothing makes me question my outfit more than when a guy tries to sell me on a bus tour of my own city.
— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) August 5, 2014
Water for your dog! http://ift.tt/1kCymqu
— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 5, 2014
How to quit your job and travel? Now thats an idea! ;) #travel @BBC_Travel http://t.co/c28KPj040q
— Susana (@sborosic) August 4, 2014
A picture tells a Thousand words. #Neverforget http://ift.tt/1snGQld
— Kevin Pressman (@kevpressman) August 4, 2014
Always thinking. Spoke their thoughts. Those are the people I miss.
— Harold Pinter-Quotes (@Pinter_Quotes) August 4, 2014
This artist created stunning art with old books as his canvas: http://t.co/xIBzKTAA0B http://ift.tt/1pSHox2
— Mashable (@mashable) July 25, 2014
10 Photos That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity
These are heartwarming!
See here: http://t.co/NYqCQfS2Lk
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— Globe Pics (@Globe_Pics) July 17, 2014