Naked people in sand with chairs

One looks particularly upset. I suppose you would be too if there were chairs so nearby, but you were unable to sit on them because you had no thighs.

The neighbours leave their beer cans all over my doorstep

... so I dropped a hint by leaving a message on their front door:

Not really. But I thought it funny.

Antwerp blues

He caused the riot in cell block number 9

There's always a Smurf involved. Don't be fooled by blue.

I saw this one is on the wall of the prison in Mechelen this morning. Outside wall, of course. How could I know what the inside wall looks like?

Why I drink cognac

I need the glass. I really do.