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Irony alert https://t.co/S7FP6opHIo

— Matthijs Krul (@McCaineNL) April 28, 2015

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Open Letter to The Media, re: Nepal Earthquake http://t.co/HkZJNwRC9w via @wordpressdotcom

— Georgina Newman (@GeorginaWVUK) April 28, 2015

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@BBCSpringwatch We have our own bluetit nest at work.. Not the best of choices, as you can see!! 🐦 http://ift.tt/1GsJE52

— lizzi anne aquilina (@lizziianne) April 27, 2015

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'The Language of Flowers' is a blooming brilliant exhibition by @gucci exploring flora & fauna http://t.co/C15eHjAyG3 http://ift.tt/1DwPf8n

— Wallpaper* (@wallpapermag) April 28, 2015

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634 Corgis Converge for Corgi Beach Day http://t.co/MVhQ5Bnbal http://ift.tt/1EMCcXy

— neatorama (@neatorama) April 28, 2015

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FUN FACT: In Africa, they have a deodorant called 'Lynx UK', which smells of chip fat, alco-pops, and misery.

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) April 27, 2015

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Loving #Kingsday2015 on this sunny afternoon in Amsterdam with @JulieCrep http://ift.tt/1JKYuqD

— Dimitri Gaucher (@DimitriGaucher) April 27, 2015

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Police dogs in China wait for dinner http://ift.tt/1HKW1xm

— Globe Pics (@Globe_Pics) April 27, 2015

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Help us transform 6000 grey spaces into living green places - pledge at https://t.co/NXZvVK3WTN #GreeningGreyBritain http://ift.tt/1A6nbZk

— The RHS (@The_RHS) April 27, 2015

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It's never a mistake to say good-bye.

— Kurt Vonnegut (@Kurt_Vonnegut) April 27, 2015

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If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing.

— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) April 27, 2015

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#MilkyWay rising as the @Space_Station orbits Earth. #spacevine https://t.co/nkMuGzZjIC

— Terry W. Virts (@AstroTerry) April 24, 2015

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Sport is fair. Sport is consensual. If Trophy Hunting was a sport the animal would know it was involved. It would also shoot back. Cowards.

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) April 23, 2015

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#EtihadCrew enjoy travelling the world as one big family! #CabinCrew #CrewLife #Crewfie http://ift.tt/1DDPT4p

— Etihad Airways (@EtihadAirways) April 23, 2015

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Shite party, that. Fell asleep on the bathroom floor & someone twatted the door into me head. http://t.co/jb1hOwoMBW http://ift.tt/1K9iTq9

— The Sarcastialist (@sarcastialist) April 22, 2015

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Just like our talent, it's time to ditch the keys & pick up your phone #SPGKeyless #AloftBrussels http://ift.tt/1Gfg8C8

— Aloft Brussels (@AloftBrussels) April 21, 2015

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Just finished @matthaig1's Reasons To Stay Alive. Beautiful and a must read for anyone with depression or anxiety http://ift.tt/1E7432m

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 21, 2015

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Our new Madrid service is operated four times per week, connecting to a wide network of destinations from Abu Dhabi. #EtihadMadrid

— Etihad Airways (@EtihadAirways) April 21, 2015

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Need a recharge? The #contagiousNNW experience! Talk the talk, walk the walk! #nice http://ift.tt/1JqHhlU

— Sven Mastbooms (@Sven_Seven) April 21, 2015

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You are either climbing up the ladder or slipping down. In truth, there is no standing still.

— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) April 21, 2015

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Finally something that might help with my diet. http://ift.tt/1cTlCZF

— You had one job (@_youhadonejob) April 21, 2015

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"It's been a rough couple of weeks, so I made myself a flower crown." http://ift.tt/1P5VvMQ

— Brandon Stanton (@humansofny) April 20, 2015

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I camped at this lake 17 years ago. If someone told me I would see it from space 1 day, I would've called them crazy http://ift.tt/1zBbR7c

— Alexander Gerst (@Astro_Alex) April 20, 2015

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You know you're tired when you spend the first 12 minutes of Monday morning trying to find your cursor.

— cluedont (@cluedont) April 20, 2015

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RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.

— Kurt Vonnegut (@Kurt_Vonnegut) April 20, 2015

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When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.

— Kurt Vonnegut (@Kurt_Vonnegut) April 20, 2015

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It just got real http://ift.tt/1Dip1uZ

— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) April 8, 2015

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Unicorns are the worst at hide and seek http://ift.tt/1JkLHvm

— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) April 7, 2015

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Finally starting to read Anna Karenina from #Tolstoy This book was waiting since I have 15 years old ! http://ift.tt/1a0cpNd

— tourya (@touryaAD) April 4, 2015

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Negotiating with Iran: better than the alternatives—and by a long way http://t.co/GwW9Ygy345 http://ift.tt/1IbFXpP

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) April 3, 2015

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Signing off for two days of holidays. Got my kids here and my grandkids. That's the good life.

— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) April 3, 2015

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I'm not holding out much hope for an interview. http://ift.tt/1DuRpMk

— You had one job (@_youhadonejob) April 3, 2015

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Once borders close and you can't blame Johnny Foreigner, who's next? The politics of fear and blame one day lead to the knock on YOUR door.

— michael sheen (@michaelsheen) April 3, 2015

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@SundipMace: New flat screen for our revenue manager. #AprilFoolsPranks continues...#funny #TheOffice #cutbacks http://ift.tt/1BRBjW6

— Sundip Mace (@SundipMace) April 2, 2015

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I wouldn't try contacting Microsoft for while. I've just sent an error report, so they'll obviously all be dealing with that at the moment.

— cluedont (@cluedont) April 2, 2015

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"I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it. -Plato." (Banksy)

— Steve Carell (@SteveCarell) April 2, 2015

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Told our grandkids we wanted to be welcomed by an elephant. We found this waiting for us on arrival. http://ift.tt/1y37ozb

— Lee Weissman (@JihadiJew) April 2, 2015

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Look what I found #Doha #sandstorm stay inside @wdoha outside catering makes it happen with Leoul http://ift.tt/19J8ep0

— Mads Wolff (@chefmads) April 1, 2015

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Bro Orange: best stolen iPhone story you'll read all April Fool's Day. If a hoax, a great one. http://t.co/Jla00t2Aqx http://ift.tt/1y16TWc

— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) April 1, 2015

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The struggle is real... http://ift.tt/1FiaG0M

— OCD Nightmares (@OCD_Nightmares) April 1, 2015

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Hovering your finger a millimetre from the train door button, so everyone knows you have the situation under control

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 1, 2015

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Our sponsor gets it. @emmaemail http://ift.tt/1FiaI94

— Scott Stratten (@unmarketing) April 1, 2015

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Mt. Dickerman, Washington http://ift.tt/1IReuaC

— High From Above (@HighFromAbove) April 1, 2015

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The ultimate roundup of 2015's biggest April Fools' Day pranks http://t.co/m31hDwWrsl http://ift.tt/1ImjDGG

— Mashable (@mashable) April 1, 2015

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The BBC, once again taking April Fools too far http://ift.tt/1BL7RRp

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 1, 2015

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We're always looking ahead, but sometimes it's important to reflect. Change your perspective: http://t.co/oTkpNeurqj http://ift.tt/1bPbhNR

— Google (@google) April 1, 2015

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In honor of April Fool's Day, I am giving all Fools a day off. There will be No Pity given out today. You're welcome!...

— Mr. T (@MrT) April 1, 2015

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If Famous Brands Were Honest, These Are What Their Slogans Would Be

Check top 10 -->> http://t.co/BmfOVh0Bas

. http://ift.tt/1CJi5GT

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) March 31, 2015

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